Have a drink on me

The next time you’re at a drinking establishment and are being served by someone who is obviously new to the job, have a little fun with your order by asking for drinks that sound real, but aren’t.

  • Rum and E. coli
  • Toejito
  • Muddy Mary
  • Rhubarb Margarita
  • Dead Russian
  • Boilmaker
  • Mold Fashioned
  • Phillips Head Screwdriver
  • Piรƒยฑata Colada
  • Sects on the beach
  • Chocolate Laxative Martini
  • Tapioca Sunrise
  • Slippery IUD
  • Gin and Toxic
  • Manshattan
  • Long Island Iced Pee
  • Cosmopoxitan
  • Vodka and Demonade
  • Slutty Irishman
  • Cobra Libre
  • Jello Salad Shooters
  • Whiskey Sourpuss
  • Beer and Snots
  • Fake Orgasm

With help from the lovely Natalie.

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  1. I will have a Phil Collins with a Hot Buttered Bum.

  2. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

    I’ll have a Jumpin’ Jonny Jesus and a Pope in a Pot Please!

    Oh and a pack of peanuts too.

  3. Anna

    You bunch of alcoholics!!
    I’LL have a bloke and a papsmear … and preferably in that order.
    [or is that to farfetched … I’m into cokes and pepsi’s]

  4. ds

    Being a BT I found this funny. If you ever come through Sioux Falls, stop in at Willies…Just off I 90
    I’ll buy you a Blue

  5. mikeB

    Jello Salad Shooters? What a visual. :mrgreen:

  6. Frisko

    I bet “blue dolphins” taste like fish at Willies……hahahahahah

    How ’bout a “Puerto Rican Golden Shower”


  7. Frisko

    The link of today is great. The thought of politically incorrect danties is fun. I wonder if the Geo. W. twins wear g-strings, I know that would frost their Daddies conservative shorts for sure…..lol


  8. plopsie

    no, they wear G-W-strings…

    hey! are crotchless panties W-strings??


  9. Esther

    One Slutty Irishman, please! ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. A Chocolate Laxative Martini brings about a horrible visual. Squatting over a glass and. . .okay, I’ll stop, for now. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  11. You forgot that southern classic, the Flint Julep. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. mikeB

    I’m a slutty Irishman!

  13. Spud

    What’s a Dirty Sanchez?

  14. Lace Valentine

    Customer: Can I have a Breakfast of Champions?

    Bar Maid: How do you mix it?

    Customer: It’s a little like a Still life With Woodpecker but without the splash of orange juice and that little dance you make around the glass three times.

    Bar Maid: Hmppf, I don’t know this drink…

    Customer: Never mind it’s too complicated, I’ll just go with a Gravity’s Rainbow with a lemon twist, if you’ve got any.

    Bar Maid: Uh… I’ll be back in a minute…

    Customer: Or how ’bout some Catcher’s Rye? Or any Don Quixote?

    [Fade Out]

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