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- He wears a tattered and threadbare tunic with a brand new red scarf.
- Isn’t aware that green hair is so 1979.
- Won’t let us see what Mrs. Giant looks like.
- Responsible for the accidental stepping deaths of 23 American farmers each year.
- His urine stream causes local flooding.
- The Giant’s enormous fingers are the reason for all those dented cans on the shelves.
- Dandruff often mistaken for major hailstorm.
- Claims to have never heard of the Chupacabra
- His scarf is long enough to be one of Christo’s works.
- Little Sprout is always trying to upskirt him.