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  • SheCarrie

    I’m fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • StevieC

    Amy Winehouse’s grandma

  • Bigwavdave

    MOM?

    DAD?

  • misterarthur

    I don’t think I could pull off the wig part

  • Bigwavdave

    Oprah?

    Paris?

  • Bigwavdave

    Mae West had a great line in her last movie…After walking down the front hall of her talent agency, lined with young studs on both sides, she turns to her assistant and says “I’m a little tired this afternoon…one of those boys will have to go”

  • Bigwavdave

    And finally…“There ain’t enough whiskey in Texas” 😯

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”470200″]And finally…“There ain’t enough whiskey in Texas” 8O[/quote]

    Fuck Texas, there just ain’t enough whiskey!

  • russ

    If you bastards stop drinking all the whiskey there might be enough for me.

    Damn I didn’t know old people were on heroin.

  • Fruf

    OMG its Phillis Diller

  • Meagan

    I have seen my future and this is it. How did you get inside my head, Dave? 😯

  • Nina

    so old instead of whipping a guy she has them whip themselves and change her diaper. Safe word is mashed bananana. 😯

  • Elle

    I suddenly smell formaldehyde. 😈

  • larfus

    mom? 🙄

  • kennyh2o

    Dave, where do you get this stuff,thats pretty bent… Keep up the research its gonna be fine! 😯

  • julesOdeNile

    so many emotions hit me all i could come up with, coherently, was AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ as i bowed down to you Dave. i don’t whaich one it is, a case of “right place right time with the right equipment? or wrong place wrong time RIGHT equipment ❗ you are king, dude!

    in an unrelated story: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ❗ ❗ ❗

    and in an even more unrelated story: Nice nails 🙄 who did ’em for you, girl?

  • tinamarie

    And in entertainment news….Jeffree Star turns 80 today.

  • Spud

    Oh dear, nanna has got the ‘leathers’ on…. again.

    😯

  • Chris S

    ***Sits down with morning coffee and opens home page, spies Dave’s RSS update, puts down coffee, poises mouse pointer over link, covers eyes with left hand, debates the pros and cons of clicking said link for several moments, clicks link anyway, slowly uncovers eyes, slowly opens one eye, notices new pho…***

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    ***Immediately hears a familiar jingle in his head but tuned for the moment….***

    The worst part of waking up, is barfing up in your cup…

    …fade to black…

  • CBATDUX

    Mummy?

  • CBATDUX

    Jenny Craig Addict?

  • Nicolette

    OMG RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! It’s the old lady from “Tom Cats” !!!

  • Bec

    My eyes! MY EYES!!! 😯

  • Spud

    You all realise that there is no backside in those chaps! 😕

  • Davezilla

    [quote comment=”470090″]Amy Winehouse’s grandma[/quote]
    Grandma? Hell, that is Amy Winehouse.

  • Da Popster

    Keith Richards in Halloween drag ??? ( Green Hurl !!! )

  • Avalon

    Anorexia tries out for the Pussycat Dolls

  • chainstay

    The Republican bid for the presidency hits another snag as photos of Sarah Palin’s mom surface.

  • chainstay

    This just in! That is actually Mccain!

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”471717″][quote comment=”470090″]Amy Winehouse’s grandma[/quote]
    Grandma? Hell, that is Amy Winehouse.[/quote]

    In that case, congrats on making her look better.

  • Drusky

    It was later discovered that Betty’s doctor knew about the broken ‘off’ switch loooong before her liposuction…

    or

    Skeletor’s wet dream revealed! 😯

  • rust

    I’d do her. Actually, I think I have!

  • junkman

    tony randall gets ready for jack klugman one more time.

    i should not have said this.

  • Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”473061″]I’d do her. Actually, I think I have![/quote]

    So…There IS enough shiskey…somewhere…

  • Jenn Reagan

    😯 *stabs self in the eye with a rusty nail*

  • zinta

    Holly Geriatrics Batman… Catwoman has really let herself go.

  • Mark

    You know that saying, “I wouldn’t screw her with your xxxx”.

  • Timm

    She looks O-kay to me, and this percocet I’m doped up on is O-kay too………. Everthin’ iz Aye O-Kayyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

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