18 thoughts on “Friend of yours?

  1. “I’m a little teapot. This is my handle and this is my spout. And if you wait a couple of hours, I’ll have some fresh ‘suntea’ in these bottles after coming out from that bar…”

  2. I can’t even imagine what was going through his head when he got up that morning. This is what he chose for the dress of the day? No shoes, with that outfit? Disgraceful!

  3. looks like he got mixed up between a chicken and a turkey
    leftover from the gay pride parade
    super hung gay ballerina with a bladder infection

  4. Have to give him points for matching the top to the bottom and actually recycling….
    Or, am I just being too generous after the Easter turkey and booze? Damn those tryptophans… ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. [quote comment=”630570″]Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:[/quote]
    Holy Crap, you’re right and why are you looking that close?

  6. [quote comment=”630570″]Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:[/quote]

    That’s not a belly button – why that’s his bullet hole from a war wound he got back in ‘Nam – went one on one with an armed Thi?u Tรก using just a c-ration lid and the underwear offa his bare ass! ๐Ÿ™‚
    See, it’s right there, under the third nipple he got from his last SEAL mission out in the Ukraine after Chernobyl…. ๐Ÿ˜›
    Or at least I think it’s a nipple…. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    As a friend of mine was fond of mike-testing with:
    Testes...testes.... 1....2.....3?!?!?!?
    (Ok – the peanut gallery is going back into her hole now) ๐Ÿ™„

  7. This is what happens when you mix granddads alzhiemers meds with x and lsd. He not only can’t remember where he is but thinks that its still that week he thought punk was an awesome lifestyle.

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