Friday Question #1

I’ve decided to ask a question every Friday this year. We’re starting out with a two-part question. Try to keep up.

Guns or bacon and why?



  1. Bacon, please. Bullets tend to stick in my teeth.

  2. Guns, you can get bacon with them…

    “Stick em’ up! I’ve come for the bacon!”

  3. Bacon. Guns don’t smell good when you fry them up.

  4. Bacon. Who ever heard of guns & eggs, a gun cheeseburger, bringing home the gun, or makin’ gun?

  5. Guns! Why is none of your beeswax. 😛

    Or guns and peanut butter, StevieC!

  6. Patrick

    Guns, of course. You give me a gun and I can get my own bacon, eventually. Either on the hoof or in the bag. Who ever heard of sticking up a bodega with a pound of bacon? “Gimme all your loot and nobody gets cholesterol”? Fuggedaboutit! Getthefuckouttaheah.

  7. Bigwavdave

    This is my rifle and this is my gun
    One is for shootin’ the other’s for fun :wang:

  8. DaPopster

    [quote comment=”594735″]Guns, you can get bacon with them…

    I agree, most logical response. With a gun, you get bacon any way you want.

  9. Bacon. There is no waiting period for you to obtain bacon.

  10. Bacon. If you eat a gun, it’s bad news.

    Plus bacon tastes better than steel.

  11. Southern Girl

    Guns. So I can get Kevin Bacon or any other bacon I want. 😆

  12. Bec

    Guns. Give one to my father and you have Adirondack Venison for a year. Much better investment. Oh, that, and my parents house looks like a Bass Pro Shop, give him a gun…we’ll all be safe.

  13. Sherri

    Bacon, guns kill. No, wait, bacon eating people kill….or does bacon kill if you eat it long enough? I’m so confused….. :wtf:

  14. Either will do. They both will kill ya….. one slowly, one a little quicker.

  15. I’d rather have a BLT than a CCW.

  16. [quote comment=”594737″]Bacon. Who ever heard of guns & eggs, a gun cheeseburger, bringing home the gun, or makin’ gun?[/quote]
    omg too funny!!!!

    both, cause i love getting porked and i don’t mind when a guy shoots a load either.

  17. Bacon… The Silent Killer. Guns are so loud. If you hear one, you’ll look to see what happened. But bacon? You can slowly murder your spouse via heart disease and have years of secretly celebrating his/her demise! 😈

  18. Bacon, because it’s the other white meat. 😈 :wang:

  19. I would have to say..bacon because what good is a gun w/o bullets??

  20. stever

    bacon is from pigs ,pigs have guns,i hate guns and pigs!!! :puke:

  21. janeeto

    [quote comment=”595265″]
    omg too funny!!!!

    both, cause i love getting porked and i don’t mind when a guy shoots a load either.[/quote]

    AMEN to THIS!!!! Morning, noon, or night, heck, even in the middle of the night!

  22. nina

    Bacon. Slower death plus unlike gun oil you can reuse bacon grease in the making of other things like gravy.

  23. Spud

    Bacon, definitely bacon, I can’t eat a gun, I can’t eat bullets. I can eat bacon and I can eat ham. This hand is red, this hand is blue, if you ask another question I’ll smack you insida you head.

  24. Chris S.

    Bacon. You can get guns for free when you open a bank account in Michigan anyway.

  25. chainstay

    I want the best of both worlds. I want a gun made out of bacon.
    “You can’t prove that I shot him, where is the wepon, ‘BURRRPP’ ‘scues me. I could really go for some orange juice about now.”

  26. kheas

    Bacon, unless they can find a way to make a gun out of pork! gee theres a joke here somewhere…

  27. Timm

    Bacon…. ’cause you’ll put an eye out with a gun.

  28. Timm

    Correction: You’ll put your eye out!

    I’m about two weeks late with the “A Christmas Story” reference.

  29. tina beans

    mmmmm bacon sandwich, i’ve already got the guns….. :wang:

  30. Tiffany

    bacon the charges arnt as harsh murdder by bacon 😳

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