Apecurious: [APE-ih-KYUR-ee-us] Noun
One who considers himself a gourmand, but is in fact utterly devoid of basic table etiquette.
Bistrough: [BEESE-troff] Noun
An overpriced, overrated, trendy restaurant with food not suitable for most scavenging mammals.
Dipster:* [DIP-stir] Noun
A poseur hipster.
Faute Cuisine:* [FOTE-kwee-zine] Noun
The food served at a Bistrough; beautifully presented, yet completely inedible.
Lipster: [LIP-stir] Noun
One who talks the hipster talk, yet remains unproven to his colleagues.
New Yorkies: [NU York-eez] Noun
Wealthy New York apartment widows possessing one or more pint-sized yippy dogs.
Queue Vulture: [Q-VUHL-chur] Noun
Any of a number of predatory scavengers that patrol subways, parking lots and ticket lines looking for the opportune moment to strike upon unwitting victims (i.e., the elderly or handicapped) in an effort to secure their rightful place at the forefront of the line.
Sherection:* [SHE-rek-shun] Noun
Female erection or arousal; a juicy; the thigh sweats.
Skanktacular:* [SKANK-tack-YOO-luhr] Adjective
An über-ho; tackier than the normal ho by nature of her inability to accessorize. One that inspires laughter rather than lust.
Slutffet: [SLUH-fay] Noun
A bar brimming with skanktacular women, many of whom have full-on sherections.
Tramputante: [TRAMP-yoo-tahnt] Noun
An aging debutante trying desperately to feel young by injection; i.e., by sleeping with her tennis pro.