Cougar, redefined

After my recent post about cougars, many of you demanded to see examples. Flickr to the rescue. This woman is easily the best example of a cougar I’ve ever seen.


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  1. ….

    Her nails are like claws. Mommy, me scared.

  2. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    🙄 not only have those breasts been enhanced by copious amounts of silicone….but
    that hair color is not found in nature (unless you’re a 2 yr old) and all the tanning has given her facial skin the appearance of an alligator purse :wtf:

  3. Why did I look before going to bed?:wtf:

  4. I wanna pelt the scary cougar wth stale ice cubes. :dead:

  5. Why did I look without drinking more?:wtf:

  6. I think I’m going to go pepper spray my eyes now. :wtf:

  7. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    I just happened to read her bio…

    ah, she’s only 37 yrs old :wtf:

    nice

    heh

  8. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Oh and I thought a pic 3 caption might read – “…and this moi taking a crap”

    bwahaahahahahaaaaa

    nice

    😀

  9. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    37 and single Spud. You have a chance! :kiss:

  10. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    There’s a flaw in that idea, my wife

    plus she’s not old enough

    :thong:

  11. Nina Avatar
    Nina

    :wtf: For as long as I live I never want to see anything like that again! She’s just plain scary looking!

  12. Ms. Z Avatar
    Ms. Z

    😈 Oh my god, my brother brought her home lastnight.

  13. pappy Avatar
    pappy

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GROSS!

    *falls over dead* :dead:

  14. Bruce Avatar
    Bruce

    O my!?!? :dead: :limp:

  15. motleygirl Avatar
    motleygirl

    😕 my vergin eyes!!!

  16. Daria Avatar
    Daria

    37??? She looks more like 57. Really scary

  17. I believe she was 37. I believe she was 37 about 40 years ago.

  18. Yeah, I agree with Nikki. :java:

    If she’s 37, I love Dubya. :-?:

  19. Did you read any of the comments on her photos? Apparently there are some serious loser guys that are drooling over her. Ewwww…. I thought she looked really, really well-used, if you catch my drift…

  20. CroneWynd – She does look like a walking petri-dish of STDs. 😳

    As for the loser guys drooling there? Like attracts like. ‘Nuff said.

  21. tinamarie Avatar
    tinamarie

    Okay. Yeah. Sure. I’m just trying to breathe and not puke. :wtf:

    Pass the Lysol Spray please…

  22. operaticbacon Avatar
    operaticbacon

    Can’t believe you were brave enough to look long enough to read the comments!

    We think Barbie dolls are unrealistic but women like that are becoming the norm!

    Or so we are told by the media…:evil:

  23. Wow, that’s one huge rock she crapped out in picture se19x014. :mrgreen:

  24. justme Avatar
    justme

    Uh uh, she’s 37 and I’m a virgin:roll:

  25. Merridew Avatar
    Merridew

    :wtf:

    Ew.

    :dead:

    *looks for an ‘I’m about to vomit’ icon*

  26. Fireyes Avatar
    Fireyes

    :wtf:OMG!!! Its my grandmother!!!

  27. My first instinct was to check out her hand and foot size in the photos. I used to live in a bario where there was a fair amount of transsexual prostitution and that was the best way to suss out any suspiciously tall cougar. Old habits die hard, and this particular cougar has a trace of Adam’s apple.

  28. garth Avatar
    garth

    Like, I looked at the picture of the ‘cougar’ whut’s the best example you ever seen man……..why didn’ somewun say……….when I was a kid and later a cop, we din’t call ’em “cougars”……we called ’em whut they is……….”cheap sluts”

  29. mikeB Avatar
    mikeB

    That’s a man, baby!

  30. That thought crossed my mind too, mikeB.

  31. Wank Avatar
    Wank

    I wouldn’t fuck her with Rosie O’Donnell’s penis. :limp:

  32. GrumpySimon Avatar
    GrumpySimon

    Right. That’s it. I’m going gay. Sorry ladies.

  33. garth Avatar
    garth

    Wait for me grumpysimon, I’m cumming with ya

  34. you could at least mark these NSFW, Dave!!

    ARGH! :limp::mad::wtf::-?

  35. Sorry about that! 😳

  36. she is more plastic than flesh.

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