Captiontime #224

Captiontime #224


  1. ZenReaper

    Bachelor party gone wrong? Or right?

  2. Is this some kind of new spectator sport, and if it is, where do I get tickets? Do you have to join a league? :wtf: :boobs: :boobs:

  3. Lake Effect



  4. Bigwavdave

    Did somebody just get bushwhacked? 😳

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  5. Bigwavdave

    They didn’t have co-ed dorms when I was in college. Born too soon! :wtf:

  6. Two thumbs up for stamina, two thumbs down for style. 😈

  7. Life is full of interruptions. Thank goodness Cialis works for up to 36 hours.*

    *If you get an erection lasting over 4 hours, don’t call your doctor — call his nursing staff.

  8. Tonight on the new reality show Intervension , Bob N Jonny realize the error of their ways and stoped doing it…missionary style. [ this is were an ASS icon would fit nicely ]

    No pressure Dave 😀

  9. maciej


    crap, someone call my lawyer

  10. Spud

    Can you see the red face? 😳

  11. Drusky

    NASA astronauts celebrate yet another successful re-entry. :wang:

  12. megan

    guy 1 “do i get to go next?” :wang: :wang:

  13. Bear

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  14. Apparently this missionary does have his followers …

  15. [Comment ID #238697 will appear here]

    StevieC I hate to burst your er, balloon but I count 6Guys… 😛

  16. Chris S.

    Live from New York, it’s SATURDAY F’n NIGHT! The entire crew was subsequently fired except for the girl on the bottom. She received a big raise. :wang:

  17. Congratulations! For another year, the CBS Evening News anchor job is yours, Ms. Couric!

  18. [Comment ID #239201 will appear here]

    LOL !!! We see now why they’d Rather have Ms. Couric! 😛

  19. DaPopster

    Reality TV searches for a new, exciting format and reaches a new low. :limp:

  20. junkman

    [Comment ID #238666 will appear here] don’t want to make this relationship any more complicated but i think that’s me an my ex “barbara” son. bro?


  21. Dragonhose

    Strap a board to my ass, I’m going in!

  22. Dragonhose

    Who the hell poured that Bud on my ass?

  23. Dragonhose

    We all kicked in to get Billy laid , so at least we get to watch!

  24. Drusky

    AnnieB tries her touch at organizing a ‘TappHerWhere?’ party… 😈

  25. Bigwavdave

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    Mmmm…Ice cream…Let’s talk :wang:

    Well, I think so, but where will we find a latex underware shop at this hour?

  26. [Comment ID #239554 will appear here]

    Depends on where it was melting

  27. Drusky

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    That’s “What would you do TO a Klondike Bar?” 😀

  28. Lake Effect

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    I spotted a typo…did you mean to type “The Depends are where it was melting”?

  29. Marcus

    Frat party?!? Why wasn’t I invited? :wang: :wang: :wang: 😆

  30. [Comment ID #239770 will appear here]

    Well, that would definitely explain the lake effect.

  31. Supercharged_goddess

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    If I join the league to watch, is it extra to participate? :wang:

  32. Quaz

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    No if you have an erection for more than four hours order take out.

  33. Ace

    Members of a local 4-H club widen their horizons when their TV broke. “You know, this is better than a That ’70s show rerun, Who’da thunk?!” said Hoit McGee, “I’m doing it next week. I’m a little nervous but I know my friends will be there for me making sure I pull through alright.” :geek:

  34. javajunki

    “we said everyones invited to the RE-ception not the CON-ception “

  35. Cynical Villain

    Somewhere I see some office pool betting going on.

    Alright place your bets…will Chuck make the spread of 5 minutes with our resident porn star Lotsa Cox. Bets are at 4 to 1…damnit Ray stop trying to give a shotout over there. You know that there will be some side bets goin on too let’s see if he can pull it off. no pun intended

    The crowd goes wild as Chuck makes an impressive start…I can’t even finish it but its crazy. But it does end in a 2nd round knockout and poor Chuck falls flat in the end. 👿

  36. [Comment ID #239669 will appear here]

    I’m layin on my stomach and it’s meltin on the small of my back. I tried to balance it on a buttcheeck but it kept rolling off. 😈

  37. [Comment ID #240352 will appear here]

    If your butt cheek isn’t willing to hold your Klondike bar, then it will need to be punished. I’ll be gentle this time and will let you stop counting at 12.

    When you’re done, I’ll lick off the remnants of the offending bar and kiss your rosy cheeks better. Afterwards, we’ll repeat the process until are able to successfully balance your Klondike until it has finished melting. Proper posture would ensure that it melts away from the small of your back and drips gently between the cheeks.

  38. Drusky

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    So, now it’s “WHO would you do for a Klondike Bar?” 😀

  39. [Comment ID #240435 will appear here]

    I think we’ve already answered that question 😈 :wang:

  40. Coley7367

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    or if I’m reading the last line properly perhaps it should be “Who would you do WITH a Klondike Bar” 😛

  41. [Comment ID #238767 will appear here]

    you, my friend, are wise beyond your years

  42. Dragonhose

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    For you I would drag my nuts across a football field of broken glass baby!

  43. Dragonhose: … :wtf: I’m truly flattered. 😳 Thank you. You may now rise… 😈
    BTW, I believe I’ve discovered the origin of your name 😉

    Steve: Thank you, sir… 😳 and only as long as you’re willing to lick it off. 😀

    Coley: It’s better than flavored lube. 😈

  44. Dragonhose

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    Not braggin, but there is more than one reason for the name.

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