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Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

February 26, 2015

Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dirty Secrets Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief Star Trek: The Next Penetration Hunger Games: Catching Herpes Hellboy: The Golden G-String Indiana Jones and the Temple of Eros The Lion, The Witch and the Slutty Wardrobe Invasion of […]

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What Men Say vs. What Women Hear

January 28, 2012

When we describe ourselves as being, “Super athletic.” You hear, “Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.” When we describe ourselves as, “A big guy.” You hear, “A big, fat guy.” When we describe ourselves as being, “Quick-witted.” You hear, “Lies quickly.” When we describe ourselves as, “A traveler.” You hear, “Cheats on […]

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My sex education class was a little different

October 7, 2009
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Good to know!

March 29, 2009
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Captiontime #224

March 3, 2008
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What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

November 5, 2013

Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you’re playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab’ll do ya. Have […]

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What Women Say vs. What Men Hear

January 27, 2012

When you describe yourself as being, “Svelte.” We hear, “Bulimic.” When you describe yourself as being, “Curvy.” We hear, “Fat.” When you describe yourself as being, “Buxom.” We hear, “Morbidly obese.” When you describe yourself as, “Creative.” We hear, “Kinky.” When you describe yourself as, “Having classic looks.” We hear, “6/10.” When you describe yourself […]

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Sex on a Hot Tin Roof

September 1, 2009

I used to have a cat named Sex. I didn’t name it. My roommate Chris H. had the honors. He was inspired by a mutual friend, Kevin F. who had cats named Gravity and Reality. Chris’ rationale was it would be hilarious to yell “SEEEEEEEEX! Here Sex! Come on, pussy,” across the neighborhood. Consequently we […]

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Friday Question #6

February 13, 2009

  Have you ever thought about mundane things (like taxes or groceries) during sex?  

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