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  • Margaret

    The first eco-friendly dental floss.

  • Mike

    Mrs Osborne teaches young Ozzy the importance of a great gimmick

  • Chris S.

    One look at those curtains would make anyone puke up just about anything…

  • jack

    When you can’t find your toothbrush…

  • russ

    Ozzy’s mother.

  • Meagan

    Here baby bird, I hope you like regurgitated spaghetti… 😯

  • Creelock

    So is that where Ozzy learned that .. From his mom??? 🙁

  • Bigwavdave

    I’ve always tried to subscribe to the advice Don’t eat blue food.

  • Patrick

    I’ve eaten turkey. I’ve eaten chicken. I’ve eaten quail, dove and rock hen. And I’ve eaten more than my share of pussy. But I ain’t never eat no parakeet. Whaat? Okay, there was that one time but I was young, drunk and needed the money.

  • nina

    yum fresh canary tastes like squab without the hassle of cooking

  • Zymurgyst

    I don’t think she fully grasps the concept of “giving head”.

  • AlexBallew

    If the canary dies, there is insufficient air inside.

  • rabbit

    I’m so ugly this is the only way I will ever get a pecker in my mouth.

  • Flash Gordon

    PETA says, Be kind to our feathered friends. 🙄 ❗ 😳

  • Spud

    Bus Boyz – The Next Level

  • StevieC

    Years later, Ethel’s future husband would come to appreciate how she learned the difference between suck and blow.

  • Drusky

    Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…

  • Craigaroonie

    Budgie smugglin’ – yr doin’ it rong.

  • janeeto

    [quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
    Winner!

  • fruf

    with those drapes and the sofa no wonder the budgie iis trying to commit birdicide

  • AnnieB

    Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. 😛

  • Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive.

    :P[/quote]
    Well put my dear. And since we are speaking of attractive openings…OOPS! I lost my train of thought while trying to gaze upon your avatar and type at the same time… Well, I know you know where I was headed(!) with that…(Big WET Kiss here!!!)

  • Bigwavdave

    Did I mention “BIG & WET?”

  • Mandy

    [quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. :P[/quote]
    mm hmm. heard that sistah.

  • chainstay

    But what does she have up her dress?

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”627517″]But what does she have up her dress?[/quote]

    A cockatoo

  • junkman

    i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 😯

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]

    I always thought that a hand on the bush was worth two on the bird.

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]

    I’m having trouble… deciding. 😛

  • DaPopster

    [quote comment=”627456″][quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
    Winner![/quote]
    By the bored expression on her face, looks like it’s just one of many ……

  • keefer

    Sorry, but it had to be done…

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.

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