Mrs Osborne teaches young Ozzy the importance of a great gimmick
One look at those curtains would make anyone puke up just about anything…
When you can’t find your toothbrush…
Ozzy’s mother.
Here baby bird, I hope you like regurgitated spaghetti… 😯
So is that where Ozzy learned that .. From his mom??? 🙁
I’ve always tried to subscribe to the advice Don’t eat blue food.
I’ve eaten turkey. I’ve eaten chicken. I’ve eaten quail, dove and rock hen. And I’ve eaten more than my share of pussy. But I ain’t never eat no parakeet. Whaat? Okay, there was that one time but I was young, drunk and needed the money.
yum fresh canary tastes like squab without the hassle of cooking
I don’t think she fully grasps the concept of “giving head”.
If the canary dies, there is insufficient air inside.
I’m so ugly this is the only way I will ever get a pecker in my mouth.
PETA says, Be kind to our feathered friends. 🙄 ❗ 😳
Bus Boyz – The Next Level
Years later, Ethel’s future husband would come to appreciate how she learned the difference between suck and blow.
Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…
Budgie smugglin’ – yr doin’ it rong.
[quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
Winner!
Budgerigargle?
with those drapes and the sofa no wonder the budgie iis trying to commit birdicide
Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. 😛
[quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive.
:P[/quote]
Well put my dear. And since we are speaking of attractive openings…OOPS! I lost my train of thought while trying to gaze upon your avatar and type at the same time… Well, I know you know where I was headed(!) with that…(Big WET Kiss here!!!)
Did I mention “BIG & WET?”
[quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. :P[/quote]
mm hmm. heard that sistah.
But what does she have up her dress?
[quote comment=”627517″]But what does she have up her dress?[/quote]
A cockatoo
i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 😯
[quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]
I always thought that a hand on the bush was worth two on the bird.
[quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]
I’m having trouble… deciding. 😛
[quote comment=”627456″][quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
Winner![/quote]
By the bored expression on her face, looks like it’s just one of many ……
Sorry, but it had to be done…
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.
The first eco-friendly dental floss.
Mrs Osborne teaches young Ozzy the importance of a great gimmick
One look at those curtains would make anyone puke up just about anything…
When you can’t find your toothbrush…
Ozzy’s mother.
Here baby bird, I hope you like regurgitated spaghetti… 😯
So is that where Ozzy learned that .. From his mom??? 🙁
I’ve always tried to subscribe to the advice Don’t eat blue food.
I’ve eaten turkey. I’ve eaten chicken. I’ve eaten quail, dove and rock hen. And I’ve eaten more than my share of pussy. But I ain’t never eat no parakeet. Whaat? Okay, there was that one time but I was young, drunk and needed the money.
yum fresh canary tastes like squab without the hassle of cooking
I don’t think she fully grasps the concept of “giving head”.
If the canary dies, there is insufficient air inside.
I’m so ugly this is the only way I will ever get a pecker in my mouth.
PETA says, Be kind to our feathered friends. 🙄 ❗ 😳
Bus Boyz – The Next Level
Years later, Ethel’s future husband would come to appreciate how she learned the difference between suck and blow.
Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…
Budgie smugglin’ – yr doin’ it rong.
[quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
Winner!
Budgerigargle?
with those drapes and the sofa no wonder the budgie iis trying to commit birdicide
Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. 😛
[quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive.
:P[/quote]
Well put my dear. And since we are speaking of attractive openings…OOPS! I lost my train of thought while trying to gaze upon your avatar and type at the same time… Well, I know you know where I was headed(!) with that…(Big WET Kiss here!!!)
Did I mention “BIG & WET?”
[quote comment=”627492″]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. :P[/quote]
mm hmm. heard that sistah.
But what does she have up her dress?
[quote comment=”627517″]But what does she have up her dress?[/quote]
A cockatoo
i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 😯
[quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]
I always thought that a hand on the bush was worth two on the bird.
[quote comment=”627545″]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]
I’m having trouble… deciding. 😛
[quote comment=”627456″][quote comment=”627444″]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
Winner![/quote]
By the bored expression on her face, looks like it’s just one of many ……
Sorry, but it had to be done…
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.