Don’t worry, everybody is a winner in this competiton. Everyone who enters gets a fre breast & pelvic exam (non-professional) and the winner gets a lifetime supply of birth control, a case of tequilla and an invitaton to the judges house.
If she could’ve used hers hands for guidance, she wouldn’t have got it all over her face…unless she’s a practicing porn star, then smearing it like that is the point of the contest……either way, I think I would be more than happy helping her out……
Oh oh……almost forgot, a caption……
“Missed it by that much… ~John Holmes”
“Maybe it would’ve been easier going downtown.”
“Blonde figures she could ace her porno audition if she remembered her sunglasses this time.”
“Man disappointed that after all he’s taught her, she still couldn’t get the little weiner in her mouth on the first try without her hands.”
It’s always interesting to see what it takes to bring you out of the woodwork, Master S… 😛
tinamarie
01 August, 2008,
Oh that Olivia Munn thing:
OMG. Mustard shot? And did you notice that Ms. Munn spits, not swallows?
Bad girl. :limp:
tinamarie
01 August, 2008,
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LOL. Seriously though, can you imagine her suddenly disappearing into the sky if she managed to bite the hot dog. And does God catch and release, or does He eat skank? And if He eats skank, does He like His skank fried, grilled, or RAW like most guys I know?
Oh, I’ve always been around to at least take an overhead view of Zillaland, but most of time I don’t have the energy to post. I’ve been really sick for awhile now, and just about everything drains me. But I’ve always been around my friend……I just couldn’t pass up some good cocktail jokes…….
julesOdeNile
02 August, 2008,
Dude with the heavy frown, this wouldn’t happen if you fed your woman before you leave the house, you know…
Chris S.
02 August, 2008,
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Yeasty tampon? I WAS in the middle of lunch when I read that but now I have to take a break. :puke:
patrick
02 August, 2008,
“When Rednecks Come Out to Play”, next Oprah. Swear to God, this is what rednecks do after they drop the kids off at school. That is after they finish Community Service. She’s a 36 C now, but she’ll be a 38 Extra Long in two years.
Bigwavdave
02 August, 2008,
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OK…FINE…Ya made me go back and look again…I suppose I should thank you?
Oliva Munn is her idol
If parents only knew what really goes on at those teen abstinence rallies.
I would believe it, if that was mayonnaise and not mustard. 👿
Now Astryd and the rest of the Z-gals would have had that one on the first try. I do like her style though… :boobs: :boobs:
Pfft. Amateur. Everyone knows mustard isn’t a good lubricant. 😈
😛 :limp: :wang: :boobs: :undies: :thong: 😆 :kiss: i just dont know about this photo 🙄
While she definitely has the admirable Zillagirl enthusiasm, I think I’d prefer going for something Hard, Sweet and Sticky… 😛
Here we see a photo of the lesser known and rarely spotted, “Mustard-guzzling gutter slut”.
If she’d been on her knees, she’d have already found it… 😈
I always knew Aliens knew how to use the right bait for the job… Women and hotdogs, rednecks and their sisters, rich people with $100 bills.
are we sure that’s a hot dog? it could also be:
1. a yeasty tampon
2. severed :limp:
3. her eye being yanked form the socket
:dead:
Don’t worry, everybody is a winner in this competiton. Everyone who enters gets a fre breast & pelvic exam (non-professional) and the winner gets a lifetime supply of birth control, a case of tequilla and an invitaton to the judges house.
Hot dog vs Hog dog
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indeed – see what devilsfan means
Don’t put that in your mouth ! You don’t know where its been !
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Or, Dog Hog, for that matter…Speaking of Dog Hogs…Where Astryd?
Pablo, How’s it feel to have Mandy on top of you? It kind of looks like she’s sitting on your finger. 😈
Hey theres nothing like rubbing a mustard covered hot dog across your face while riding on the back of a motorcycle-woo hoo!!Now thats rad
If she could’ve used hers hands for guidance, she wouldn’t have got it all over her face…unless she’s a practicing porn star, then smearing it like that is the point of the contest……either way, I think I would be more than happy helping her out……
Oh oh……almost forgot, a caption……
“Missed it by that much… ~John Holmes”
“Maybe it would’ve been easier going downtown.”
“Blonde figures she could ace her porno audition if she remembered her sunglasses this time.”
“Man disappointed that after all he’s taught her, she still couldn’t get the little weiner in her mouth on the first try without her hands.”
“When God gets bored, He enjoys skank fishing.”
It’s always interesting to see what it takes to bring you out of the woodwork, Master S… 😛
Oh that Olivia Munn thing:
OMG. Mustard shot? And did you notice that Ms. Munn spits, not swallows?
Bad girl. :limp:
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LOL. Seriously though, can you imagine her suddenly disappearing into the sky if she managed to bite the hot dog. And does God catch and release, or does He eat skank? And if He eats skank, does He like His skank fried, grilled, or RAW like most guys I know?
Perhaps he just likes it with the right aperitif!
wait wait wait… is that mustard in the crack between her boobs? :wtf:
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Oh, I’ve always been around to at least take an overhead view of Zillaland, but most of time I don’t have the energy to post. I’ve been really sick for awhile now, and just about everything drains me. But I’ve always been around my friend……I just couldn’t pass up some good cocktail jokes…….
Dude with the heavy frown, this wouldn’t happen if you fed your woman before you leave the house, you know…
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Yeasty tampon? I WAS in the middle of lunch when I read that but now I have to take a break. :puke:
“When Rednecks Come Out to Play”, next Oprah. Swear to God, this is what rednecks do after they drop the kids off at school. That is after they finish Community Service. She’s a 36 C now, but she’ll be a 38 Extra Long in two years.
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OK…FINE…Ya made me go back and look again…I suppose I should thank you?
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Which takes my caption about downtown to the projects….. :wtf:
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“Does God Eat Skank?” can be the new What Would Jesus Do. We’ll make bracelets and prosper.