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  • junkman

    chu chi models this year’s fashionable alligator head gear.

  • Mjaz

    A “dont” picture for the “Dummy’s Guide to Getting Head”

  • Bigwavdave

    Me no find wedding ling any place! Me having velly bad dream.

  • StevieC

    Tastes like chicken

  • Lung the Younger

    Report shows that Asian illegals are finding evermore ingenious ways of getting into the States through the Florida Everglades.

  • Lung the Younger

    No you sirry idiots, why don’t you risten!
    When I said I wanted to be able to see the hands on my ‘clock dial’, this is not what I meant!

  • Meagan

    Stupid crocodile. It’s just going to be hungry again an hour later. 😛

  • djbrandy200

    I love the soccer player with the thong on link of the day. GRRRRR!!!!! 👿

  • Spud

    Is the world getting stupider by the minute or is it just me?

    Oy Vey!

  • patrick

    Ever seen anyone snap the head off a chicken? Works the same way with Asian chicks. Grab them by the head, two twirls and a flick- look ma, no head!

  • bluebonneville

    Hey, you’re right, his breath DOES smell like something died ……… 😆

  • t1nyturtle

    You wouldn’t BELIEVE the body count from training for this trick!

  • zinta

    “Come here BABY… Give me a little Head!!!!”

  • Meagan

    What I’ve learned from the link of the day: Thongs don’t work on the assless. :wtf: :puke:

  • Mandy

    the lengths some girls will go to get eaten out. :dead:

  • michel v

    “I can hear the sea!”

  • Bigwavdave

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    Sweetheart, all you have to do is ask…or even just lay there and look wistful…

    One of the best tee shirts ever…LET GO OF MY EARS, I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!

  • misterarthur

    You know, if you concentrate, you can hear the ocean.

  • Spud

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    Correction dear…
    ‘the lengths some girls will go to eat out.’

  • julesOdeNile

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    BHAAAAAHA! o, shit! coffee just out my nose on that one! 😀 :java: 😆

  • julesOdeNile

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    !!!!CRUNCH!!!!!

  • julesOdeNile

    “you know that feeling like you are falling or naked in your dreams? i keep feeling like there’s a Crocky on my head…” :wtf:

  • Lung the Younger

    Perhaps she should check out this before doing that act again:

  • StevieC

    Muff diving

    You’re doing it wrong.

  • AlexBallew

    The gator thinks she gives great head!

  • julesOdeNile

    i have a honest question to ask though: what the heck does she think she would accomplish with her hands poised ready at the sides like that? that thing crashes down with such force she couldn’t do much even with four hands! end of serious:

    “Do you like “SEE FOOD”?”
    bro crock: “Maaaa! he’s showing me his food again!”

  • junkman

    what’s with the green mouth poking rod?

  • Master Solace

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    Unless of course you were the gator

  • Flash Gordon

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    That’s a rectum thermometer, not a mouth-poking rod. :wtf: 😕 🙄 😳

  • cbatdux

    No, the crocs go on your FEET!

  • Ronica

    “TA-DA” What an idiot did she forget what happened to that Aussie dude? Oh yeah a caption:

    “How to commit suicide without the shame and condemnation” Even the Lord can’t fault her for that one…

  • junkman

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    it may be a lickin’ stick. meagan? anyone?
    :mrgreen:

  • Meagan

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    Don’t you guys know? That’s a stedging stick! 😈 :wang:

  • chainstay

    “No not in here. Where the hell did I leave my keys?”

  • tinamarie

    (assuming Mr. Croc is male)…I don’t blame him…I go out for Asian all the time!

  • julesOdeNile

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    screw P C right? i was actually going to say something in the tune of that but i was like eeer??! then again, that just it! i love oriental just like Crockie here

  • junkman

    -deep float stalling rinda ruvrace?
    :mrgreen:

  • StevieC

    Yeah, the only thing this is doing is making me hungry for Chinese food. The g/f & I will probably order the usual – a 14, a 36, slurp one, and the e-roll twice.

  • Bigwavdave

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    Love it…but it did take me a while…

  • Nina

    This is what happens “When the thong is wrong”…….. :wtf:

  • J

    This is easy and kind of lame but-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • Chris S.

    As a form of revenge for all the alligator/croc skin fashion items in the world, reptiles unite to turn the tables with the new fashionable human tongue ring.

    “ith a bid cumberthumb, buh uh fathon staymen nontheleth…”

  • Meagan

    Dave, it’s been two days. I demand a new post! Don’t make me stedge you! 👿

  • janeeto

    Please. It’s Asian, not Oriental, unless referring to furniture or rugs. Asian food, Asian people, Asian culture. Thanks.

  • Timm

    Soon Yi Previn, distraught over the mistake of marrying Woody Allen, attempts suicide at New Jersey Aquazoo.

  • Mark Goldenberg

    This ain’t no croc !!!

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