Things you’ve never seen

  1. A vegan mosquito
  2. A woman with a fear of shoes
  3. A cat begging to have a leash put on it
  4. A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler
  5. A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates
  6. Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms
  7. A roomful of Victoria’s Secret models masturbating to Shrek
  8. Pirates, sharing their hopes, dreams and feelings
  9. A redneck with a deep interest in the plight of non-American workers
  10. What have you never seen?


  1. Njoan

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    Good one!!! ๐Ÿ˜† And I totally agree!!!!

  2. a male davezilla reader that never makes a sexual comment ๐Ÿ˜›

    1. A TV evangelist taking a Franciscan vow of poverty.

    2. A รขโ‚ฌหœREMEMBER THE ALAMOรขโ‚ฌโ„ข T-shirt in East L.A.

    3. A Dungeon Master strutting with a girl on each arm. (who are not members of his immediate family)

    4. A white guy wearing his baseball cap sideways who doesnรขโ‚ฌโ„ขt look like a village idiot.

    5. A feminist who blames herself for the break up with her boyfriend.

    6. A roadhouse bouncer reading Nietzsche.

    7. An Amish Liberace fan.

  3. chainstay

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    A Zilla girl that has never instigated said comments. And that is what makes this site so wonderful. sexual innuendo at its best.

    1. A talented rapper

    2. A fast food burger that looks as good as it did in the commercial

    3. A reality show that had even the slightest resemblance to reality

    4. A good looking mullet

  4. [Comment ID #374984 will appear here]

    A picture of Mandy that would make a Zillaguy go limp.

  5. A dollar store with designer handbags (but hopefully someday…)

    An invisible man. ๐Ÿ˜›

    A slave who didn’t want me to zap his nuts. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  6. Flash Gordon

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    Mandy, Mandy, Mandy ! You perhaps just need a good pronging. :wang: :thong: :boobs: :wang: ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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    moi? (bats eyelashes) :kiss:

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    pronging? seriously?

  8. Spud

    An honest politician

    An honest car salesman

    An honest real estate agent (realtor)

    A fat old man wearing nice panties, pretending to be a teenage girl in a chatroom

    A flying pig

    A flying elephant for that matter

    A terrorised terrorist

  9. bluebonneville

    An honest politician that actually keeps and delivers on their promises. ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. Bigwavdave

    A Democrat (or any politician, for that matter) who didn’t want more of my money

    An honest insurance salesman

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    Actually, one can see a flying pig at many Pink Floyd / Roger Waters Concerts

  11. A Purple People Eater

    A Black Klansman

    A Carjacker getting his car stolen

    A st st stu stuttering auctioneer ๐Ÿ™„

  12. Jack

    An ugly zilla girl

  13. Cobe

    A chick that listens and doesn’t talk back. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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    most of us girls are good listeners when we have a mouth stuffed with :wang:

  15. Reddog801

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    That’s not fair Mandy, I have a “bone” to pick with you!

  16. julesOdeNile

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    now that’s not entirely true – you sexy hot thang you :wang: :thong: :undies: :wang: :thong: :undies: :wang: :thong: :undies: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :wang: :thong: :undies: :boobs:

  17. tinamarie

    An intelligent chauvinist

    A snowbird who could drive (I’m from Arizona…)

    A day where some idiot didn’t say “Yeah…but it’s a dry heat…)

    A woman who wasn’t secretly horny for a good spanking (and a good pronging!!!)

  18. julesOdeNile
    • a pig with a discriminating taste in food
    • a boring TV show that said “don’t touch that dial” that ever got me to stay and wait for the ensuing crap.
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    Don’t touch what dial?

  20. Jessie

    a good president

  21. Timm

    A redneck driving a Prius.

    (What’s a “dial”?)

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    i prefer to lick bones, not pick them. :kiss: :wang:

  23. [Comment ID #376022 will appear here]

    I’ll kiss yours if you’ll kiss mine.

    Remember the old Lifesavers jingle? It went kinda like this ….

     Tweet tweet, diddle diddle,
     There's only one hole with the candy in the middle
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    Got to say #2 was unfair. There are 7 of us and we meet in an undisclosed location every blue moon to discuss the futility of our honesty.

  25. yucca

    Hold on a minute…vegan mosquito?
    The female is the only one that consumes blood, the male eats nectar.
    thank you very much
    Marlin Perkins

  26. sissytsv67

    Sorry to say, you will have to mark #3 off your list, because I have a cat who loves to go outside on his leash to eat grass and roll in the dirt.

  27. FIVE!!

    A roomful of stoners who say no thanks to homemade chocolate chip cookies that are warm and fresh from the oven. ๐Ÿ˜†

  28. Mandy, Oh, Mandy….Get over yourself, and show something higher than your hips. How are we to know you are truly a woman, and not some perv that dowloaded a pic from a pornsite. That photo looks familiar ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    I`ve never seen a woman admit they are as horny as men. They just make the guys persue them, but get pissed if men have seen better heads on beer and show no interest in the. My how the world turns when a woman is slighted.

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