Bad Places for a Third Nipple

It’s not terribly uncommon for persons of either gender to possess a third nipple. What is uncommon is having the extraneous areola appear in the expected location. Often they are to be found on knees, thighs or shoulder-blades. While neither Natalie (yes, she’s finally updated) nor I can claim ownership of a vestigial nipple, we spent an interesting hour pondering the worst possible locations to have one.

  1. On an eyelid
  2. Crown of a molar
  3. Attached to the cochlea
  4. On someone else’s chest
  5. Under a fingernail
  6. Hanging from an eyelash
  7. On your voice
  8. On your dog
  9. On the soul
  10. On the end of another nipple

Where would you hate to have your third nipple?

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27 Replies to “Bad Places for a Third Nipple”

  1. Oh the worst place would have to be on the sphincter. Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase tits & ass.

  2. Frankly, I am at a loss to understand this principle, a third nipple? would that not mean a third boob?

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for more boobs, just in the “right” places is all.

    Can you imagine a woman with a third boob on her back? probably useful if she was carrying a baby in a rucksack on her back I suppose.

    On the other hand it does have possibilities for certain (ahem) activities shall we say.

    Okay, I’ve changed my mind, I second the motion for a third boob!

    😀

  3. either the sphincter or on top of another nipple. both instances would be a waste of nipplage.

  4. Probably the worst place I could imagine would be an armpit.

    On second thoughts, perhaps a butt crack might win.

    I dunno.

    Decisions decisions

    💡

  5. Why not ask were we WANT it?
    I’d like it on the top of every penis … it ‘d be a :wang:enlargement I could appreciate.

  6. sorry about mixing metaphors, but it had to be done.
    It would be cool to have them covering the left hemisphere of my oversized GEEK brain.
    :geek:

  7. Worst place for a third nipple?

    1. Between your big toe and 2nd toe
    2. nasal cavitiy
    3. on top of your head (hairy nipples… eww)

  8. and just WHAT is WRONG with hairy nipples? Obviously you haven’t experienced the joy of sex with LATIN women. Well, not quite joy, more like repressed feelings of shame mixed with sense of remorse for having dipped yer wick in the first place.

  9. Hey! 👿

    Proud and *hot* Puerto Rican woman piping in here, saying consider yourself lucky if I let your wick anywhere near me!:kiss:

  10. what do I know? ahem… ten years in Chile, a chilean EX-wife, a couple of girlfriends, the mother of my son and various others… hairy nipples are not necessarily a bad thing. Only when the hair gets stuck in your teeth. Which brings to mind another location: use your imagination. \|/

  11. I should have listened to that little voice that told me not to come back and read comments before lunch….:dead:

  12. Urethra, I guess.

    Ever seen that scene from the film ‘The Man who Fell to Earth’ where they try to yank off David Bowie’s nipple? A major eye-watering reference that for no apparent reason should be added to the proceedings.

    Did you know that the German for nipple if exactly translated is ‘breast wart’? Go figure.

    OK. That’s all.

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