A picture is worth …

Sometimes one can tell an entire story about a place merely by the cheap, neon sign out front. Just from this picture alone, we can safely deduce the following:

Good Rockin

  1. They have waitresses named Misti, Amber-Beth and Jolene
  2. There is a guitar on the wall signed by a former member of RATT
  3. They have a napkin framed on the wall, signed by Ernest Borgnine in 1981. “Thanks for the potato skins. See ya round. Ernie”
  4. They have a bouncer named Keith with a curly, black mullet who wears the same, faded Molly Hatchet: Cornbread Mafia shirt every day
  5. The owner’s wife is a frightening hag with five chins that hits on every male employee
  6. The owner is a butt-grabbing, paunch-gut named “Big Nick” or “Willie D”
  7. Six of their appetizers are puns based on classic rock lyrics. No one gets them and the waitresses lose 22 minutes each night explaining the joke
  8. They have two busboys from Columbia working under the counter
  9. The bartender buys his Coke from the busboys and resells it to the owner at 15% profit
  10. They’ve lost their liquor license twice for selling alcohol to nine year-olds

Photo via Kirk

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Show 18 Comments


  1. Esther

    Great. Now I’m craving chicken-fried steak, with fries. Mmmmm…

  2. the other Stacy

    More pink! Is this your Easter theme, Davezilla?

  3. Ooooh RATT!

    I can remember seeing them live at the Sheffield City Hall when they backed Ozzy (or could have Saxon) way back in the 80’s.

    (limps off to add spandex go-faster-stripes to his zimmer frame :-?)

  4. Mandy

    They probably have a wet tshirt contest every week :boobs::boobs:

  5. Big Nick

    Hey what? What?

  6. frisko

    “aclohol”? Ya knows that how they spell booze in Flowery Branch, Georgia.

  7. Oops. 😳 Nice catch, frisko. Must have been the aclohol I had last night.

  8. CJ

    I thought the woman was advertising what she offered.

  9. If only the waitresses wore roller skates and every 30-minutes broke into a 1950’s sock hop tune… 😎

  10. I am jealous, we don’t have a high faluten place like that in my home town! 🙁

  11. True Freak

    Ok…I have to know…where is this place located?

  12. where’s the framed autographed 8×10 glossy of Dick Clark, praising them for their name?

  13. Esther

    Dave, got any more of that ‘aclohol’? I could sure use it right about now.:java:

  14. I forgot all about the Dick Clark pic. It should be hanging next to the Ernest Borgnine napkin. Silly me. 😛

  15. Spud

    “They have a bouncer named Keith…”

    Incorrect word, 5 yd penalty.

    His name is Keef


  16. frisko

    I would bet the gal in the picture is wearing flip-flops with a bad pink flower on them.

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