15 Replies to “Santa decides to man up his image”

  1. Popeye lost his boat when the fish market crashed. He finally summoned up the courage to tell Olive Oyl “I yam what I yam” and that he was leaving her for Wimpy. Seldom seen these days, you might still catch a glimpse of him fishing bottles out of garbage cans in order to support his ongoing spinach habit.

  2. note to self…..plug chimblee…..leave tree in forest……leave sock in drawer….slather roof in ky…..

  3. Santa finally breaks, enter rehab and then goes back out after countless years of cookies and milk ……….

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