Rather unlikely ways to die

1. rust

   01 June, 2005, 12:39 am

   Loss of blood from eyes popping out of head and being knocked to the ground by Gene Roddenberry’s corpse spinning after viewing the STAR TREK: Enterprise finale. THANKS BERMAGA.

2. SassyCat

   01 June, 2005, 1:49 am

   re: #4
   when I was in 7th grade my best friend and I would threaten our enemies with a fatal jab from a spork, then giggle hysterically for hours afterwards. That is, until the day I got a phone call at home from the vice principal saying that such threatening behavior could wind out getting me suspended, or the police called on me. Being the tough guy that I was, I still threatened it, and nothing bad ever did happen…
   I still say, always take a spork threat seriously.

3. EvilSimon

   01 June, 2005, 2:13 am

   I’ll Spork YOUR FACE!

4. Lung the Younger

   01 June, 2005, 3:54 am

   For reasons that I can’t quite explain, some of those hedgehog photos remind me of Billy Idol.

5. Spud

   01 June, 2005, 6:47 am

   Severe salad-making injury

   That I’d pay money to see…

   😀

6. Nikki

   01 June, 2005, 7:34 am

   3. Deadly nostril-flaring contest with Judd Nelson – That made me snort so hard I almost popped out an eyeball.

7. JFLY

   01 June, 2005, 11:30 am

   #10 seems the most dreadful…

   Is it me, or do all those hedgehogs look the same color? :wtf:

8. Hobbit

   01 June, 2005, 2:43 pm

   I have been stabbed by a spork. It’s not that pleasant.

   I must warn everyone, always find out if your friend is a secret ninja trained in the art of spork-fu before bugging them.

9. Natalie

   01 June, 2005, 3:51 pm

   I wish #9 upon my enemies.

   11. Crushed to death by a truckload of sleeping hedgehogs.

   Why sleeping? Well, that’s pretty much all they do.

10. cliche

    01 June, 2005, 6:00 pm

    “Why sleeping? Well, that’s pretty much all they do.”

    Then how do you explain Sonic? which leads me to…

    11b: Ran over by Sonic the hedgehog.

11. rust

    01 June, 2005, 7:35 pm

    Sorry, but it has come to this:

    Death by strangulation of the nuts (testicles, for you ladies) by wearing MOOSEPANTS that are too tight.

    Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you for your co-operation. Please move on to the checkout to receive your bonus coupons.

12. DK

    01 June, 2005, 8:21 pm

    #7 Mistaken for a GI Joe doll by a giant child and subsequently beheaded and melted down

    You’d be shocked how close I came to having this happen to me… whew!http://www.davezilla.com/wp-images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif
    🙄

13. mikeB

    02 June, 2005, 12:52 am

    Drop hedgehogs in my pants and roll down a hill.

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