Complete this Sentence, #28

At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his ________ .

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  • Mandy

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his banana bunker. :wang::wang::wang:

  • Esther

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his photo of me wearing my pink, fuzzy, bunny thong at the Alpaca Lover’s parade.

  • Cbatdux

    At the the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his break dancing fingers.

  • Chris J

    …Barry Manilow’s “Christmas in Baghdad” records (only available through K-Tel).

  • Spud

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his 8mm home movies…

  • Merth

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his… photos from his African safari all the while asking, “Do they know its Christmas time at all?”

  • Nikki

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his one-eared elephant gag.

  • jules

    crackpipe

  • Marcus

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his semi-automatic and killing everyone

  • Mandy

    Esther, you wear pink, fuzzy, bunny :thong:s too?

  • April Swartz

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out a glossy photograph of Robin Williams rubbing nacho cheese all up in his chest hair.

  • Craig

    At last years christmas party, i WAS the assistant and there wasn’t much anybody could do to keep me from taking out my :wang: and chasing all the :undies: & :boobs:

  • Chris

    Esther, Mandy it’s not like we don’t believe you, but I think we’re going to need proof.

  • nessa

    ….collection of shrunken elf heads:wtf:

  • April Swartz

    (ps- thanks a lot for the link, jackass. I just bought 5 banana bunkers! WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH FIVE BANANA BUNKERS?!)

  • Esther

    Actually, Mandy, mine are lavender w/deer antlers.:undies:

  • logan

    at the last office christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out the print out of of me online screwing a very fugly woman:hurl:

  • betty endicott

    his grandmothers nude pic:hurl:

  • rust

    … autographed photo of him and Dubya giving the “thumbs up” — MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

  • Brad

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his fruit log.

  • Mikel

    …….cock and balls!!!

  • Nikki

    Mikel didn’t dance around that one.

  • mitch smith

    At last year’s Christmas party it was all we could do to stop our assistand from pulling out his “pink slip” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge):wang:

  • Fran

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his 401(k).

  • Nikki

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his spleen.

  • rust

    … his karaoke machine and doing a solo “BORN TO BE WILD” in drag.

  • Spud

    say no more… :hurl:

  • jayray

    GOOD JOB MIKEL, I DIDNT KNOW IF ANYONE WAS GONNA PULL THAT ONE “OUT” OR NOT:idea:

  • Mechelle

    mikel… read the definition of pithy
    funny though

    “sleigh”er and two tiny reindeer.

  • Kenn

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his moosepants full of delicious cheesy goodness.

  • jamie

    flowbee

  • cody

    At the last office Christmas party, it was all we could do to keep my assistant from pulling out his…
    k-y and lots of little rubber buddies.

  • Natasha

    . . . finger out of his nose.

  • dwayne leduc

    …..COWKILLER:roll:

  • House of Java

    😈

  • reggie

    :wtf:picture of chicken shit

  • Be

    Uvula

  • Debra

    …Lube and carrots:mrgreen:

  • hippychick

    banana condoms…what will they think of next? Any how the hell can they fit CD’s into a banana condom anyways? Makes ya go hmmmm. 😕

  • bo

    :limp: from pulling out his holiday sausage

  • tawana

    his newly circumcised noodle!:limp:

  • Paul

    hair. Because office parties are so full of ass kissing and brown nosing that it makes the most sane of people want to kill themselves.

  • colin

    …his secret santa present a sailing ship in a glass.
    Jeez- banana bunkers- well I suppose it was just a matter of time:roll:

  • net-surfer22

    :wtf:

  • Paige

    Banana Bunker??????? Why didnt I think of that????????????I wonder if you could use it for recreational purposes:wtf:

  • ringo

    ….teeth & blowing the boss:kiss:!!

  • Oleg

    …..his one eyed trouser snake…..or was that his purple headed yogurt slinger??? Choke on that boss!

  • Daniel

    …Mr. Winky, his magical cock-puppet!!!:wang::wtf::twisted:

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Complete this sentence #24

“Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to ________.”

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  • mikeB

    Scream in pain. :wtf:

  • Darrell

    Color-coordinate my outfit to them. I’m so gay.

  • Spud

    empty the colon

    *brrrrrrptttt

    😈

  • TinaMarie

    …do the hamster dance.

  • Esther

    “Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to get a bikini wax.”

  • casey

    make a little boogie in my pants

  • Christopher

    Purchase some aloe.

  • Hugh J Arss

    “Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to pee
    And then I get a warm feeling
    all the way down to my knee
    .”

  • Anna

    IF I were a guy, I’d say it was time again to shave my balls.
    Since it’s me, I’d have to say: “wow, finally SOME action in my pants”

  • Mungo

    “Every time I find hedgehogs in my shorts, I feel the urge to fart a lot.”

  • [email protected]

    Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to… feel a little prick.

    many, many, apologies…

  • cliche

    …beat it

  • Nikki

    … sell the pants on ebay to the highest bidder.

  • zedzdead

    Nurse it back to health on bread, milk and slugs that I’ve peeled off the bottom of my socks, before releasing it back into the wild next to the M62 and wishing it luck..

  • Kat

    hedge my hog

  • rust

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants I feel the urge to put a really heavy-duty lock on my closet door. It’s bad enough with the MOOSE next door borrowing my MOOSEPANTS all the time, but this! is too much.

  • Cornell Finch

    use them to scratch my piles…

  • Lung the Younger

    …sit next to YOU on the bus. Just like all the crazy perverts always do.

  • Esther

    😆 @ Anna!

  • :twisted:

    :-?:boxers::idea::boobs::boobs::twisted:

  • Mandy

    … figure out what I drank last night that possessed me to put a hedgehog in my pants. 😳

  • jessica

    bite back.

  • Dante

    Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to copulate.

    OR: Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to take out their spikes and sell them as cats to old ladies.

  • Heatheranne

    …pet my beaver. 🙄

  • Roscoe

    …pet Heatheranne’s beaver.

  • DK

    Every time I find hedgehogs in my pants, I feel the urge to… open a copy of my church hymnal and break into “We shall overcome…:grin:

  • frank

    davezilla must be running out of ideas…lame

  • JFLY

    Esther 😀

  • Davezilla

    davezilla must be running out of ideas…lame
    They can’t all be gems. In truth though, I am working on a killer post. Will take a few days to complete. 😈

  • M&M

    Depends on the colour of the hedgehog….

  • rust

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to CHOKE THE CHICKEN!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to GO BACK HOME TO MOOSONEE!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to MAKE DISGUSTING MONKEY LOVE TO A SHEMALE IMPERSONATOR!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to MAKE UP RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH REALITY, AND DO IT ANNOYINGLY IN ALL UPPER CASE!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to tell my psychiatrist all about the aliens inhabiting my left ear, and how I wish they would turn down the music!

    Every time I find a hedgehog in my pants, I feel the urge to call up Dinsdale to let him know I found “Spiny Norman”!

  • Esther

    Rust, stay off your meds. I like it.:twisted:

  • EvilSimon

    …wonder just what the hell I was doing last night.:wtf:

    …beat my head on the wall as I realise that somewhere some furrie is doing this sort o’ think for fun 😡

  • Natasha

    . . . buy a new hedgehog just like the adorable little one we used to have as a family member. His name was Pokey – he was so cute and I miss him.

  • Sheharazade

    wonder how they got there, also how long they were there before I noticed them.

  • Sheharazade

    wonder how they got there, also how long they were there before I noticed them.

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