Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition

[Sitting behind me on plane]
Traveler #1: “Whut wuz thayat?”
Traveler #2: “I bet it wuzza wheelz comin’ down.”

Traveler #1: “Wheelz? Fer real?”
Traveler #2: “Yessir. We’s sittin’ raht above the plane’s wang.”

Traveler #1: “We surely are! I ain’t never been above the wang afore.”
Traveler #2: “Yessir. It’s a good spot. Git t’see ever thing from here.”

Traveler #1: “Lookit that wang.”
Traveler #2: “Mm-Hm.”

Traveler #1: “Jim?”
Traveler #2: “Yeah?”
Traveler #1: “I’m fixin’ to barf.”

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41 Replies to “Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition”

  1. Woah! The Clampetts fly for the first time! How could you get any luckier!?! Now, which one was Jethro and which one was Jed? Or does it really make a difference?

  2. And as for the link…I think Wrigley’s may have something there with that commercial. Giant ant attacks man because he wants the sugar from the Juicy Fruit. The only thing missing was the ant picking up the entire car. That would’ve been cool.

    Best performance from a Giant Ant since…well…“Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”…well ok, maybe a lot better than that!

  3. Dude, that ant would be cool to have as a pet, I would train it to let me ride it. With a juicy fruit tied to a string on a stick it just might be able to take me to Arkansas so I wont have to travel with Cletus and Bubba talking about wangs.

  4. Ah, nothing quite like being trapped in a metallic tube 35.000 feet in the air listening to a half a gallon of sloppy semi-digested grits hitting the inside of a laminated paper bag like a blob of cottage cheese getting caught by a baseball glove. Modern travel. Gotta love it.

  5. Where do you find these people, Dave? Do you plan all this or is it fate? Hmmm… you are fated to listen to idiots speak and publish it on a blog for the entertainment of all. Of course, I grew up in the mountains. I think I am going to take a trip home and send you some recordings. You could probably get a lot of material from them.

    That video is pretty accurate about the strength of an ant. I wish I had one that size. I could scare the maid into working harder and faster. πŸ‘Ώ

  6. You were just overhearing George W. talking to Scooter Libby. W is really that stupid.
    Day eleven of I Love Fran!!!! The pulse quickens, the heart throbs (I think that’s my heart throbbing) and my soul sings her name. AAAHHHH.

  7. Did they reveal any secrets they learned at the Republican Convention? :puke:

    The next scene cuts to inside the anthole with the guy tied up and all the ants in line to pleasure their new queen.

  8. [Comment ID #29730 will be quoted here]
    I don’t mean to find them, but I do have a special knack for being stuck near them. I’m also a lot more observant than the average person. Sometimes that really sucks.

    Oh yeah, and the Detroit area is one giant Fellini film.

    [Comment ID #29738 will be quoted here]
    My client’s headquarters are located there. I go there once or twice a month.

  9. Mitch has a serious problem with us republicans. As a caring individual i suggest he seek help. also Fran may start to worry too.

  10. djemm: Mitch is there going to be any internet porn yet cause my wangÒ€ℒs getting a little antse

    So, is “antse” anything like “goatse”?
    :puke:

    Sean

  11. [Comment ID #29826 will be quoted here]

    I’d say that would be “THE Wang” starring Steven”Wang with a Pony tail” Seagal

  12. sounds like a flight on Redneck airlines, I wonder if the in flight meal was some roadill that was found on the runway after the last landing, served up by flight attendents with few teeth and dressed as a Hooters girl.

  13. Ok……..give the country bumpkins a break…….. we southerners have to stick together. After all, that could have been me talking…….except I don’t say “wang” πŸ™„

  14. Yes……..Peaches is from Georgia. Currently in Florida.

    Marcus, you grew up in the mountains? I grew up in the foothills of the mountains. Its really not amazing that you have a maid……..and you don’t say “wang” either.

  15. [Comment ID #30438 will be quoted here]
    Not such a big deal to have a maid where I live about $100 a month for a full-time maid. Much less if she doesn’t speak English.

  16. Did anyone see that crazy ant???? I live in redneck country and hear conversations like that all the time!!!!!

  17. Esther said: My astral self has a Godiva boy.

    So does mine, but I have come to terms with that.

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