Note to Self, No. 6,005

I forgot what I was going to write. Damn. Now I’ll be up all night wondering if I’ll do it again. Whatever it is. Will I even know it if I do it? Help me out here. What was it?

47 Replies to “Note to Self, No. 6,005”

  1. You were going to write about all of the wonderful, friendly, dedicated, intelligent, witty, attractive, charismatic, irresistable, talented, funny, creative, magnetic, and absolutely-the-best bloggers on the net that all seem to wind up on your site. πŸ˜€

  2. This is the slippery slope Dave. Next thing youÒ€ℒll be confusing the days of the week, not remembering where you put your dentures and forgetting your grandchildrenÒ€ℒs names. Might as well book yourself into a home now while you still have your dignity.

  3. What happens in Little Rock, stays in Little Rock. Did you wake up in someone else’s underwear? :undies:

  4. Could it have been something about your latest bout of genital herpes? Hope it’s getting better.

  5. perhaps it was about how the people with red light cameras never seem to include wallet size pictures with the package. You would think for that kind of money you’d get all the package options

  6. You were going to write about forgetting to write about something that you forgot to write about.

    (See me if you need a translation.)

  7. First up on our discussion today. Dave is coming out of the closet. To talk about agoraphobia and knitting bees. Next we will talk with JFLY about her fear of wire hangers and the Brady Bunch. Finally we will have a dicussion with Mandy about her obsession with underwear and Martin Short. Looks like we have a full program today.

    Darth Vader cracks me up πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†

    Hee Hee My room is dirty. Wait, my room is always duty. πŸ˜›

  8. It was the meaning of life wasn’t it, you probably had it figured out! Oh, well πŸ’‘ NO HOUSEWORK DAY :lol:I will be taking advantage of this.

  9. [Comment ID #41218 will be quoted here]

    The answer to most questions in life is 3. Or 3.14159 if you want to get technical. The answer to the meaning of life is 7. The answers are easy it’s the questions we dont understand.

  10. No Housework Day? That’s every day.

    Dang. I was told today was Slap A Coworker Day. I have some apologizing to do…

  11. You were thinking of your “idea” icon, and wondering……..is it just me, or am I the only person that looks at this and see’s the butt of a while tailed deer? πŸ’‘

  12. I never have housework. It’s all done at very reasonalbe rates by illegal immigrants. No, I mean, undocumented workers, no, alien ……

  13. No problem it happens to the best of them Davezilla and you are one of the best. Just come over here and put this nice coat on here, let me help you, yea I know those pesky sleves buckle in the back, it’s the new fashion trend.

    Ok now lets take our medication, it’ s medication time…very good swallow it down. Yes I know you are a great blogger with a huge following…it’s ok…we all understand…ok now just lay down it will be ok…
    ❗

  14. You were going to write about…um..hold on….uh….oh yea, that’s it..no wait that wasn’t it…I think it had somthing to do with.. oh wait, that was last week…don’t tell me, don’t tell me, I’ll get it…er…Did it have something to do with..naw, I doubt it. Ah-ha, I think it was about that thing; you know, that one thing. It’s like that other thing but different. Oh come on, That THING, it’s got that other thing on it and it’s kind of that one color, kind of greenish/orange, but not really. It acts just like that thingamajig that has those dohicky’s all over it and it does that stuff. Don’t tell me you don’t know what I’m talking about, THAT THING!!……… oh forget it.

  15. No housework day? Damn! I’m going to have to miss out in the festivities because today is the only day I actually clean.

  16. [Comment ID #41210 will be quoted here]

    While I’ll admit to suffering from a life-long case of Bradyphobia (Cindy is evil), I have absolutely no fear of wire hangers. πŸ˜›

    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

  17. πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘

    Looks like Escanaba in November, eh, Peaches?

    πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘ πŸ’‘

  18. [Comment ID #41248 will be quoted here]

    10 – 4 Good buddy……..uh……..different post.

    (It STILL looks like the butt of a white tailed deer)

  19. [Comment ID #41248 will be quoted here]

    I will admit I have never been to Escanaba………..and it is too late in the day to even think of a reply. Margarita time!!

  20. [Comment ID #41256 will be quoted here]

    That’s okay…that is why I love you so much…at least you don’t have my weird PERVERTED sense of humor…but that was two posts ago… 😈

  21. I kneel down to the almighty Dave who made it so that I would not be able to clean today. My building’s water was shut off for repairs but I think Dave was behind it and because of this I have not washed a single dish or my clothes. Thank you!

  22. Chainstay
    that thing , to damn funny .

    Nikki
    Forty–two , I cant remember what movie thats from .

    Dave was it that big nasty soap scum , lime crusted hair clump in the shower drain problem ?

  23. Since you’re not thinking of anything specific, May I introduce you to the wonderful world of Amway product sales?

  24. πŸ’‘ :idea:escanaba in the moonlight was a funny movie πŸ’‘ :idea:oh yeah..what were you gonna say dave?

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