Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites

Once upon a time, Davezilla went to the Auto Show. There he met Seven Snow Whites living in the Cadillac exhibit. They were sweet and let him take their picture. They let a lot of men take their picture, in fact. Their names were DopedUp, Grungy, Suc, Clappy, Flashful, Sleazy and Creepy (the one on the far right).

Seven Snow Whites

The Seven Snow Whites were having a lovely time posing for cameras and showing a bit too much skin, when who should stroll along, but a magical Dwarf who looked remarkably like the offspring of Ron Jeremy and a fig. The Dwarf wanted to marry all Seven Snow Whites and keep them in his cave. The Snow Whites wanted none of that shit and told him politely to keep his phone number to himself.

The Dwarf

But this was a persistent and rather troublesome Dwarf. He asked them again, not only to come home with him to his magical cave, but to do all sorts of unspeakable things with him. Fortunately, the Security Guards in shining armor came to the rescue and escorted him back to his cave.

The End

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38 Replies to “Dwarf and the Seven Snow Whites”

  1. Oh yeah, I want me some of that booty…

    On another level that picture of the girls, reminds me of a Robert Plant song from a few years ago, can’t remember the name of it though.

    :boob:

  2. Yeah, the dwarf really ought to be careful. If he shmoozes up too close to those lofty models he might end up getting a box in the face. Cha-chang!

    Jesus look at the legs on Nº. 5! Miss Eating Disorder 2006.

  3. OK, I used to model, but I never looked that scary!

    Spud, the song was called ‘Stand back” from Peter Gabriel…. the one where they were all dressed alike and hair done the same and the red lips… πŸ™‚

  4. Wendy, are you sure about that?

    I laughed my arse off about the box in the face monsuier lung, that’s exactly what he’d get.

    Come to think of it, that wouldn’t be so bad would it…

    :thong:

  5. can we make it 2 dewarfs and 7 snow whites hey theres plenty come on ill take the scary 1 it’s
    not the face i want lol :undies: :boob: :thong: :wang:

  6. Now about those girls … or should you call them boney chicks. And wasn’t there a song called “Short people”?

  7. They remind me of the ho train they used to have on that wrestling show. :undies: :undies: :kiss: :kiss:

  8. instead of taking pics maybe he should have shownhis :wang: then and only then the whites might have visited his house of love πŸ’‘

  9. Yes, Robert Palmer – Addicted To Love – Thanks Anna :kiss:

    From the link of the day –
    So happy fucking New Year, America. While weÒ€ℒre definitely way up shit creek without a goddamn canoe, there is one ray of hope: November 2006 is duck hunting season in Congressional districts across this great land. Lock and load, motherfuckers.

    Is there an Amen out there?

    :boob:

  10. The ways of love are many and diverse. Let us not judge this poor, pathetic piece of putrid puss….he’s only doing what’s natural within the parameters of his seriously defective mind-set. πŸ˜†

  11. hey i think i might have a cure for #5 POT give you the munches. the dwarf i got a cure for him also but he might cach sometime as my stepmother is quite nasty :limp:

  12. Damn #5 what happened to you or what didn’t happen to you. Girl you need to eat, and #7 you need to be ashamed of yourself, I heard of some women thinking that a little (little) rib bone showing was sexy but chest bone, clavicle bone. Come on chick you look like you just got off the streets, and been hungry for years. And that get up. I hope you didn’t pick that out. And don’t be scared of the little knome, he’s only trying to feed you.

  13. Someone please take these ladies to a Pizza Hut or something. As for the Randy Newman ‘Short People’ song, I quote: “Don’t want no short people ’round here.” πŸ™

  14. So what did he do? Walk up to one of the skank of the days and say “Gee your hair smells terrific” πŸ˜›

  15. Dave, are you sure this isn’t that missing “Redneck Beauty Contest” photo I tried to e-mail you? πŸ˜›

  16. Hey Dave, I agree with the Ron Jeremy knock off, but I got one better. I think he looks a little more like Dennis Franz, just with a Ron Jeremy wig. Or maybe is WAS Dennis Franz, just stoned. I don’t know, you tell me. And the women look like the lineup for the auditions to play the T-X in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, and number #7 looks her brought her metallic make-up, she REALLY wanted the part.
    Please, tell me what you guys think.

  17. Everyone is overlooking the fact that this was a Cadillac exhibit…obviously they are cheap hookers.

    And Dave…you should’ve been out shopping in Kenosha WI tonight. It was a Freak-Watcher’s paradise. I’m guessing today was the day all the people who collect Freak Compensation got their checks. I have never seen so many strange people in one evening. Next month, I’m gonna bring my camera.

  18. [Comment ID #17514 Will Be Quoted Here]

    The Robert Plant song would be Addicted to Love. And those ladies look like health department patients. Who would touch with a ten foot pole? Not me. ❓

  19. can i get some or no?
    is he really that small i thought that it was special effects. i wish i was him :java: πŸ˜›

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