Complete this Sentence, #35

“If I had a dollar for every time you __________ at my __________, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

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42 Replies to “Complete this Sentence, #35”

  1. “If I had a dollar for every time you left a really unfunny, completely humourless, inane, totally out in left field, inappropriate comment at my website, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

  2. “If I had a dollar for every time you left your self respect at my house, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

    “If I had a dollar for every time you decided it would be a good idea to catapult flaming boulders at my castle, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

  3. “If I had a dollar for every time you Davezilla readers made comments about my tits, I’d be a very rich person by now.” :dead:

  4. If I had a dollar for every time I came to the Davezilla website, saw Mandy’s avatar and thought about her its, I’d be a very rich person by now. And I’d give it all to her if she’d show them to me! Thanks for adding some sparkle to our day Mandy, you are a peach!

  5. “If I had a dollar for every minute ____FARK.com______ has been down today I’d be a very rich person by now.” 😡

  6. “If I had a dollar for every time the Sultan of Cleavland made a gramatical error at my favorite website, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

    “If I had a dollar for every time you overlooked Atryd, Anna, Anna B, Nikki, and all of the other wonderful (and luckily sick & bizaar) women just because Mandy will talk about her tits at my favorite website, I’d be a very rich person by now.

  7. Told a joke expense

    Poor Mandy. In your infinite wisdom I believe you’re the one that said they were small but perky. I once had a dog like that.

    Ahhhhhh, Mandy jumping rope … that was a joke fellas … at her expense.

    While I’m at it, Pablo you really should let women be the judge of a guy’s sack. And what’s with your hard on with the Sultan? Obviously he’s jerking everyone’s chain. Damn, you seem like such an intelligent chap from your icon it’s hard to believe that you are still (fill in the blank). Long story short. (Breathing comes to mind).

    Dave … you can make Natalie look ordinary and then you go and make her look like an angel. I hope you know (and I sense you do) that you’re one lucky guy. (Separated at birth, were you?)

  8. to annieb,
    “if i had a dollar for every time you say you’d be impressed at my grovel worthy dick, i’d be a very rich person by now”.
    from misterarthur.

  9. If I had a dollar for everytime you didn’t look at MY perky ones I’d be a very wealthy woman ….. But I am not, so you guys are looking at them yyyyeeeeeeehhhh .. my mission in life has succeeded.

  10. [Comment ID #168637 will be quoted here]
    Aww, Shucks! 😳 Thanks for noticing!

    If I had a dollar for every time you got drunk and passed out at my house bar, I’d be a very rich person by now. :dead:

    If I had a dollar for every time you are thrown in the bathtub at my house to pass out and avoid any :puke: messes to clean up, I’d be a rich person by now.

    If I had a dollar for every time you and I sit at my favorite spot in town (the water tower) with a sniper rifle and “plot against” 😀 those who’ve done us wrong, I’d be a very rich person by now.

    If I had a dollar for every time you fell deep asleep after an epic session of hot sex, curled at my feet from exhaustion and satisfaction, I’d be a rich person by now. 😈 :wang:

    If I had a dollar for every time you are welcomed at my door wearing nothing but your dress shirt, towel OR a lacy thong, I’d be a rich person by now. 😈 :wang:

  11. **If I had a dollar for every time you are greeted at my door with me wearing nothing but your dress shirt, towel OR a lacy thong, I’d be a rich person by now.**

    😳 Submitted/corrected via phone conversation. He doesn’t want anyone to think HE wears the lacy thongs… 😛

  12. I want to help fulfil Anna’s mission in life too!

    “If I had a dollar for every time you sniffed in my direction, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

  13. “If I had a dollar for every time gave a woman a compliment and had it returned as critisism in my life, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

    Annie B strikes to the heart

  14. [Comment ID #168595 will be quoted here]

    Oh, go on, Mandy! You know you’re in hog heaven,
    loving every minute. :boob: :boob: 👿

  15. [Comment ID #168640 will be quoted here]

    Have I ever made Natalie look ordinary? She’s anything but. And yes, I tell her how lucky I am all the time. She’s amazing. 8)

  16. [Comment ID #168750 will be quoted here]
    Yes, you are, Dave and with posts like that, the feeling’s probably the same on the other side of the fence. 8)

  17. [Comment ID #168595 will be quoted here]
    Is that a dollar for every comment about your tits or should it be a dollar PER tit for every comment made? 😛

    Are the other ladies flying under the breast radar, here? I dunno, but a ‘Davezilla Swimsuit Calendar’ would be interesting…

    If I had a dollar for every time someone asked how I was doing but didn’t wait for the answer, I’d be a very rich person by now.

  18. Pablo…I generally find you very amusing. I will C & D my teasing of you. BTW boo hoo (I just can’t help it) I really, really mean it this time. No more teasing, I promise. Cross my heart and hope to die.

    Sorry Dave … poor choice of words. I didn’t mean it as a backhanded compliment I assure you. What I meant to say was it’s not your subject’s fault if you take some sucky pictures from time to time. There. We good now?

    Atryd … I’d still keep an eye on my underwear drawer if I were you.

    Disclaimer: AnnieB (AKA Anna B) is kidding around and is generally not in control of all her faculities at any given time. Or is she? She absolutely keeps all her promises. Just ask Einstein.

  19. Davezilla calendar. Dave – this could be the start of a multi-media empire. Then you could sell mugs, have a TV special,…..then you’d branch out into your own brand of jeans (modeled by the Zilla-ettes.

  20. Ha! I wanna be a Zilla-ette!!! 😈

    BTW: After some consideration, my underwear drawer is now under lock and key. Thanks AnnieB. 😆

    [Comment ID #168710 will be quoted here]

    I’d generally agree in a heartbeat but I’m a 5’2 & 125 lbs and I’d hate to open the front door and see my size 5 thong on his 6′, 250 lb muscular frame :wtf: ❓ ❗ 😳 …I’d pay to see him try to put it on though! Someone pass the popcorn… 😈 😛

  21. “If I had a dollar for every time you chiseled away at my productivity, I’d be a very rich person by now.”

  22. If I had a dollar for every time Mandy tried to derail conversations toward her body to satisfy her sagging self-esteem I would be richer than her!

  23. [Comment ID #169439 will be quoted here]

    I’m not the one who writes Mandy’s thong or Mandy’s ass in the poll every week. 🙄

  24. [Comment ID #169439 will be quoted here]

    To the Red Hat Biddies: methinks your envy is
    showing. :boob: :boob: :thong: :thong: :undies: :wang:

  25. [Comment ID #169439 will be quoted here]

    Methinks your ‘red hat’ goes well with your wonderfull shade of envious green… :wtf:

  26. i agree with Roaving Gang of Red Hat Ladies . . . i dont think that it is jealousy . . . i think it is just people are :puke: tired of people like mandy . . . what are ya . . ? are you becoming a teenager and just finding your breasts
    :wtf: and trying to share with everyone . . . ? good grief, grow the frail up . . .

  27. If I had a dollar for every time you actually looked at my EYES, I’d be a very rich person right now.

    If I had a dollar for every bizarre, raunchy photo I took on vacation or out on the town, I’d be a very rich person right now.

    If I had a dollar for every time you deposited a million dollars in my bank account, I’d DEFINITELY be a very rich person right now.

  28. Considering I just bought a sexy new bathing suit, I don’t think I’d really mind posing for a Davezilla Swimsuit Calendar. :kiss:

  29. [Comment ID #169991 will be quoted here]

    That’s your opinion. Opinions are like assholes;
    everybody’s got one. :geek: 🙄 :wtf:

  30. [Comment ID #169991 will be quoted here]

    You’re obviously new to this site. Mandy, having been blessed with a good nature, as well as good looks, accepts these frequent references to her boobs in the spirit they are intended … just harmless fun. I, for one, am not tired of it and find it very humorous. So in a gesture of goodwill, why don’t you find a site more suited to your interests and along the way go fuck yourself.

  31. [Comment ID #170657 will be quoted here]
    Carefull for what you wish… What if he/she/it reproduced? 🙁

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