Caption Time #253

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40 Comments

  1. kheas

    What do you mean there’s no such thing as Accordian Hero?!?!?!

  2. i’ll be here every night folks. try the veal.

  3. Bec

    Uh, I think wtf sums it up. I think he is having a bad trip :wtf:

  4. Lake Effect

    OOWWW! ❗ OMG! ❗ HELLLLP MEEEEE! ❗ OWWWW! ❗ NOOOO! ❗ CALL 911! ❗

    MY NIPPLES ARE CAUGHT! ❗ ❗ ❗

    😳 😮 :puke: :wtf: 😯

  5. Patrick

    Holy Cripes! Whatta you mean you plugged my accordion into the 220 A/C outlet? Accordions ain’t electrified!

  6. Bigwavdave

    Weird Al on acid :wtf:

  7. Mark

    What do you mean the Cubs lost again !!!!

  8. russ

    Lawrence Welk experiencing a mid-life crisis.

    LE-that look would indicate soemthing a little lower than nipples caught

  9. Strip Polka

    or

    Daddy’s got a squeezebox,
    Mama never sleeps at night.

  10. Spud

    When good accordions go bad, dad.

    The Devil went down to Georgia. (but all he found there was an accordion player)

  11. julesOdeNile

    OK, when i’m done laughing my ass off I’ll think of something to write. in the mean time. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! WTF. this hit me first thing this morning when i turned on the comp. just made my monday! 😉 😀 😆 :wtf:

  12. julesOdeNile

    ❗ ❗ ❗ WTF ❗ WOULD YOU KNOCK THE %$%$%@$% DOOR FIRST ❗ ❗ 👿 IT’S MY SPECIAL ACCORDION TIME MA! 😕 ❗

  13. Unbeknownst to most people, Sarah Palin actually has a sixth child, her firstborn ‘Slapshot’ who has to be kept on a chain in the attic.

  14. I’m naked, I have an accordion, and I’m not afraid to use it.

  15. fruf

    lends new meaning to squeeze box

  16. Spud

    Well, if he has his ‘organ’ jammed into that ‘squeeze’ box, no wonder he has that look on his face! Nice pick up AnnieB! :kiss:

  17. 👿 Evil has come….. apparently to play the accordian nekkid! :puke:

    “THE LOOOOOOOVE BOAAAAAAT, SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOOOTHER RUN…….”

    :wtf: Dude needs the shirt on this site… http://www.torsopants.com/bandgeekhero

    He can buy the Accordian Hero shirt!

  18. junkman

    [quote comment=”430881″]Modern day organ grinder?[/quote]
    and you do not want to touch his monkey ❗

  19. julesOdeNile

    Obadiah Zebadiah gone wild ❗ 😀

  20. Da Popster

    Wading in the shallow end of the gene pool again ? ……… 😯

  21. Drusky

    Talking Heads lead singer David Byrnes plays his new song ‘Psyco Squeezer’… 😯

  22. Buster

    I can never listen to “Lady of Spain” again without getting sick to my stomach.

  23. chainstay

    “Lady of Spain I, OW OW SHIT, adore yo, SONOFABITCH OUCH, u. Oh how, OH CRAP OW! my heart, OH SHIT I THINK I PINCHED SOMTIN’ OFF!!.

  24. Yankeerose32

    Hey! He looks like that creepy thing from the movie “Goonies”! The one that was chained up and the fat kid made friends with.

  25. In honor of Halloween the ghost of Lawrence Welk possessed Johnny Knoxville which just made him want to polka you in the jackass. 😯

  26. Chris S

    ……….

    ……….

    ……nope. I got nuttin…

    😐

  27. Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”430881″]Modern day organ grinder?[/quote]
    Now, AnnieB, You know you already have a superior organ grinder! :wang: :boob: :boob: :wang: :kiss:

  28. Mikeme

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

  29. Lake Effect

    [quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH :puke: wrong.
    You’re welcome.

  30. junkman

    young Ástor Piazzolla plays the “crack whore tango”. 😈

  31. Rufnkdnme

    The hottest video game in Warsaw this year? Yep…Accordian Hero.

  32. Rufnkdnme

    [quote comment=”431480″][quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.[/quote]

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.

  33. [quote comment=”432168″][quote comment=”431480″][quote comment=”431310″]High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:[/quote]
    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.[/quote]

    It’s like Battle of the Rustbelt in here!

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.[/quote]
    🙂

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