Blogging Tips for Beginners

A lot of people write me and ask me how to make their blog as ground-shakingly popular like this one. Are there any magic formulas for winning blog content? You bet there are! Here are some simple Google searches to perform that will give you content for years to come. Simply combine two words that are not normally seen in close proximity to one another, enter into Google Images and the search results will give you the basis for many meaningful, influential posts! One exception: Pants may be combined with any other word.

  1. awesome unicorn
  2. squirrel workout
  3. uncomfortable pants [MNSFW]
  4. bacon explosion
  5. origami platypus
  6. executive pterodactyl
  7. fish pedicure
  8. happy pants
  9. mysterious knees
  10. What search terms would you look up?

19 Replies to “Blogging Tips for Beginners”

  1. voluptuous nincompoop

    spiffy whoremonger

    wretched bliss

    dandy bastard

    snotpocket (yes, one word)

    untimely correctness

  2. [quote comment=”630961″]Military Intelligence
    Happily Married
    Politically correct

    Can you say oxy moron?[/quote]
    I couldn’t agree more!

  3. bush hammered
    potty, fartwell & knob
    dinky bomb
    arse face soap
    vagianni versnatchy (just made it up)
    beer schlong guy
    kitler (cats that look like hitler)
    snapper mower
    lube tube humsurfer
    :gay:

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