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Blogging Tips for Beginners

20 April, 200919 Comments

A lot of people write me and ask me how to make their blog as ground-shakingly popular like this one. Are there any magic formulas for winning blog content? You bet there are! Here are some simple Google searches to perform that will give you content for years to come. Simply combine two words that are not normally seen in close proximity to one another, enter into Google Images and the search results will give you the basis for many meaningful, influential posts! One exception: Pants may be combined with any other word.

  1. awesome unicorn
  2. squirrel workout
  3. uncomfortable pants [MNSFW]
  4. bacon explosion
  5. origami platypus
  6. executive pterodactyl
  7. fish pedicure
  8. happy pants
  9. mysterious knees
  10. What search terms would you look up?
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Last updated on 20 April, 2009

19 Comments

  1. Craigaroonie
    20 April, 2009,

    astryd bec – it hasn’t worked yet but i’m patient

  3. john in co
    20 April, 2009,

    oily discharge

  4. fruf
    20 April, 2009,

    orgy woof
    perpendicular fuzz
    rednecked etiquette
    trivet orgasm

  5. Spud
    20 April, 2009,

    Intelligent – Government

    Free – Taxes

    Petrol – Bonus

    Lottery – Win

    Good – Work

  6. Lung the Younger
    20 April, 2009,

    Electric underpants

    Hilarious dysfunction

    Dalek crochet

    Braille Porn

    Ultimate Gerbil

    Christian Furries

    And so on….

  7. chainstay
    20 April, 2009,

    voluptuous nincompoop

    spiffy whoremonger

    wretched bliss

    dandy bastard

    snotpocket (yes, one word)

    untimely correctness

  9. Mandy Fish
    20 April, 2009,

    I was rather pleased when someone found my blog by searching for “yoga pussy.”

  10. Ppprick
    20 April, 2009,

    Military Intelligence
    Happily Married
    Politically correct

    Can you say oxy moron?

  11. StevieC
    20 April, 2009,

    [quote comment=”630954″][quote comment=”630951″]Ultimate Gerbil[/quote]

    My favorite result from Ultimate Gerbil[/quote]

    “Thank you Detroit!”

  12. Bec
    20 April, 2009,

    [quote comment=”630961″]Military Intelligence
    Happily Married
    Politically correct

    Can you say oxy moron?[/quote]
    I couldn’t agree more!

  13. Don
    20 April, 2009,

    Let the cat do the google search

  14. Meagan
    20 April, 2009,

    – Sticky lips

    – Bee pee

    – Fat bunny

    – Salty boobs :boob: :boob:

    – Bare bush

    – Poke muffin

  15. Bec
    20 April, 2009,

    Going on the edge here, but what about poke boobs? Or…

  16. junkman
    21 April, 2009,

    bush hammered
    potty, fartwell & knob
    dinky bomb
    arse face soap
    vagianni versnatchy (just made it up)
    beer schlong guy
    kitler (cats that look like hitler)
    snapper mower
    lube tube humsurfer
    :gay:

  17. chainstay
    21 April, 2009,

    “meet commander Happy Pants” was a great photo. It was worth the search.

  18. Bigwavdave
    21 April, 2009,

    :wtf: Are you F***ing kidding me with that PeePee link? I weep for America

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