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29 Replies to “A rabbi, a priest and a blue pixie walk into a bar …”

  1. .. and performed an exorsicsm which turned the unfotunate blue pixies inside out which exposed them to the atmosphere and naturally enough killed the pixie stone dead.

  2. A priest, a rabbi, and a reverend were walking near a river on a hot day. Since it was so hot, they all decided to take off their clothes and go skinny-dipping. :limp:

    As they were getting out of the river, suddenly, a group of women and children walked by. 😳

    “Quick!” said the reverend, “Cover your private parts!” :wang:

    The priest and the reverend both did so, while the rabbi covered his face. 💡

    After the women and children had passed, the priest asked the rabbi why he did that. 😕

    “I don’t know about your congregation,” said the rabbi :geek:, “but in mine, it’s my FACE they’d recognize!” 😛

    This substitute for Dave’s usual post has been brought by The Motor City Sick Kitty :kiss:

    :boobs::boobs:

  3. A rabbi, a priest and a blue pixie walked into a bar, but after a few rounds the pixie eventually cheered up and decided to listen in to his friends conversation.

    After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs”.
    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the rabbi replied, “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb and tasted pork.”
    The priest nodded in understanding and went back to his reading.
    After a while the rabbi asked the priest, “Father, is it still a requirement of your faith that you remain celibate?”
    The priest replied, “Yes that is still very much a part of our faith.” The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?” The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.” The rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, “A lot better than pork isn’t it?”

    “I prefer it when I’m a goblin” chirped the pixie.

    P.S

    How do you create a Jewish dilemma?

    FREE PORK!!!!!

    😀

  4. P.P.S

    What’s the difference between a Jewish woman and an Catholic woman?

    One has real orgasm’s and fake jewellery!

    🙂

  5. A Rabbi, a priest and a Blue Pixie walk into a bar and order some drinks.

    “OY! Barkeep! I’ll have a fine glass of your best whiskey and a pass me your copy of the Torah!”, sez the Rabbi.

    The bartender sets a glass of whiskey beside a well-worn book.

    “Top o’ the morning to ye, m’lad. I’ll have a small glass of your best whiskey and let me have a look at the Holy Scriptures!” sez the priest.

    The bartender sets a glass of whiskey in front of him and takes out a tattered King James Version of the Bible.

    “EEEppp, I’ll have a glass of whiskey and I would like to read JUST A GEEK“, sez the Blue Pixie.

    The bartender hauls off and punches the Blue Pixie in the face, causing him to fall to the floor.

    “DAMMIT, how many times have I told you, Wil Wheaton is the ANTI-CHRIST!”

    Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m not making any sense. But it was the only way I could get my jollies today.

  6. Don’t worry Rust, but things could be a lot worse.

    Imagine actually BEING Wil Wheaton.

    :geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek::geek:

  7. No no no no no! Stacy doesn’t hate anybody! She’s all about feelin’ the love, man! Stacy is a little hippie, see? (That’s a picture of the little Kitty Hippie.)

    I just told Rev to go to hell, that’s all. And the Rev knows I love him, and he knows I’m just fucking with him, as he is with me.

    Sorry for any confusion.

    :kiss:

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