What would God do on His vacation days off?

God takes a day off

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  • Zeke

    it appears as so God is farting out a puff of smoke.

  • evilmister

    The X-MAn Archangel, after a few years and a lotta beers….

  • silentstorm

    Personally, I always thought god was a woman…but i would say God needed the pepto ice cream!

  • Meagan

    God better fly away fast before duck hunters get him.

  • Irish

    Large eagle takes another human meal……

  • larfus

    watch out for his droppings! :wtf:

  • zinta

    Can you imagine the bird droppings… JEEEZZZUUUSSSSS… what a mess.

  • Drusky

    Betcha K.F.C. could make a mega-bucket out of that… 😈

  • Timm

    Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO!.. It’s Larry.

  • Spud

    It’s somehow, so right…

    :geek:

  • Coleman

    Dude its George Lucas with wings WTF

  • Lung the Younger

    Γ’β‚¬ΛœErr, Mr. Genie Sir! When I said that I wanted to be able to get it up with a pair of stunning flappers, this wasnÒ€ℒt exactly what I meant. Any chance of changing my wish again?Ò€ℒ

  • mikeB

    Harry Potter 15: The Sorceror’s Undergarments
    In this final installment, Harry decides it’s time to send a drooling, incontinent Dumbledore packing to Figglewick’s Retirement Community for Aging Mages. With a mighty shout of Absolvo Derrilectum, Dumbledore sprouts wings and flies off to join others of his ilk.

    Rated R for scenes of graphic violence, some nudity and sex scenes involving a house elf.

  • Mandy

    “Dammit, I dropped my keys again!”

  • Ms Puppet Launcher

    OMG brilliant, mikeb! :kiss:

  • bhamm

    – Due to lack of sponsors, R. Kelly’s new “I Believe I Can Fly” video was done on a budget of 42 dollars. And 7 cents.
    – Marvel decided to cancel it’s new superhero “I-got-wings-but-don’t-give-a-crap-Man” after poor reviews.
    – “Bigfoot… Biiiiiigfoooooot? Damn, I hate when he runs off…”

  • DaPopster

    God takes on a disguise to see who pokes fun at His appearace ……… then later casts the ones’ who think they’re funny into the Pit of Perdition, πŸ˜€ :mrgreen: 😐 😈

  • Spud

    “Absolvo Derrilectum,”

    A new spell enters the world and we have witnessed its birth.

    Well done mike!

    😈

  • Flash Gordon

    The day Cheney missed his mark.
    πŸ˜• 😳 :limp: :limp: :puke:

  • Bjorn Freeh

    Ok, somebody cue Bette Midler…

  • Nunu

    Ten bucks says he’s watchin gcampers having sex πŸ˜›

  • junkman

    god stares intently at 2 pine beetles doing it.

    i will hold out for maalox sherbert.

  • Lace Valentine

    We all know God’s a naughty voyeur.

    Sadly, Dave, that’s not a snap of God, but one of a Slob Fairy.

  • cows go moo

    [Comment ID #71605 will be quoted here]
    ewwwww

  • Nikki

    Pepto-dismal ice cream. Hmm, no thanks.

  • Gets Zippy

    We may not know what God does, but at least we know who Godzilla will be fighting.

  • MrDoug

    Weevil porn, alternate uses for the that pink crap, and that creepy guy from down the street with wings, looking like he is going to hurl on the world below.

    My Monday is now complete.

  • Steppenwolf

    OMG! Ronald Mac was right…just had the wrong bird!!

  • Meagan

    Thankfully the Ex-Lax ice cream smoothie never made it to production. :wtf:

  • Chicky

    First of all, he should get into a new exercise program to loose the God-GUT!
    And by the looks of him, he might need that Pepto – Bismol ICECREAM (in fat-free, of course)!
    Wow, God the day after a bender is just not right!
    What’s up with that Dave?

  • Chicky

    [Comment ID #71596 will be quoted here]

    I LOVE YOU! You crack me up! πŸ˜†

  • Poison Girl!!

    Thats the guy after overdosing on his Pepto Ice cream :dead:! It is after all a CONTROLLED substance :wtf:

  • Mike

    [Comment ID #71665 will be quoted here]

    OVERDOSE: If overdose is suspected, contact your local poison control center or emergency room immediately. US residents can call the US national poison hotline at 1-800-222-1222. Canadian residents should call their local poison control center directly.[b]Symptoms of overdose may include ringing in ears, dizziness, confusion, and coma.[/b]

  • cbatdux

    [Comment ID #71608 will be quoted here]

    Keep it up.

  • cbatdux

    zilla –

    The Pepto link is hilarious. I thought you had the only clever blog…ya mean – there’s more out there??? dang.

  • Meagan

    “Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!”

  • Tina Marie

    [Comment ID #71568 will be quoted here]

    Dude. Those are his TAIL FEATHERS. I mean…really!

    On the other hand, however, it does look like God is reaching down to scratch his ass.

  • Drusky

    [Comment ID #71701 will be quoted here]
    L.M.A.O.! πŸ˜†

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