Top Ten Hogwarts Pickup Lines

  1. Wana ride my Nimbus 2000?
  2. Let me show what Slytherin really means.
  3. How’d you like to model my Cloak of Invisibility?
  4. I’ve got the biggest wand on campus, babe.
  5. I’ve just mastered levitation, honey. Wanna see something rise?
  6. I’ve done the entire Quidditch team.
  7. I’m no werewolf, but I can turn into an animal.
  8. I need to practice my Charms homework. May I make your clothes disappear?
  9. I didn’t make it to Gringotts on time. Can you hold my Knuts for me?
  10. Will you be my familiar?
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  1. frisko

    Want to ride in my hover car?

    I’ve got a pocket full of flume powder, and magic is just a handfull away.

  2. frisko

    Kismet never touched a Witches tit.

  3. Yes, it’s shaped like a lightning bolt! :wang:

  4. frisko

    Off topic.
    I really hope that the woman that sold the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich for $28,000.00 USD uses the cash to replace a few of her missing teeth.

  5. frisko

    Davezilla is still #7!!!!!

  6. Mandy

    I’ve touched a witch’s :boobs:!


  7. Oh trust me, I’ve touched plenty of witch’s :boobs::boobs:

  8. Mandy

    TMI kismet. 😐

  9. HA! I’ll have to use one of those some time.

  10. how about this one (oh, it’s nasty):

    I can be in two places at once. ::wink::

  11. steve

    I Just witnessed 45 minutes of the “talent scout”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no coffee shop is safe anymore no matter how many times I move. I just heard here claim to be preforming at the comedy castle and at club barts this weekend. It could be heckle time!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. mikeB

    Double-teaming are the Advanced Wizarding Levels, Wantwit. 😛

  13. Hobbit

    I’m intrigued…..

    So many pickup lines that make me wish I was a guy so I could use them.

  14. Sesy

    Is what happened before :limp:

  15. Mandy

    Are you asking which came first? The boner or the limp noodle? I’m guessing the boner came first. It usually does. :kiss:

  16. 😳

    You have to handle the wand gently.

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