Top Ten Hogwarts Pickup Lines

1. kismet

   11 December, 2004, 4:37 am

   So, how cold is a witches tit?

2. frisko

   11 December, 2004, 8:21 am

   Want to ride in my hover car?

   I’ve got a pocket full of flume powder, and magic is just a handfull away.

3. frisko

   11 December, 2004, 8:23 am

   hehe
   Kismet never touched a Witches tit.

4. rust

   11 December, 2004, 8:41 am

   Yes, it’s shaped like a lightning bolt! :wang:

5. frisko

   11 December, 2004, 8:46 am

   Off topic.
   I really hope that the woman that sold the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich for $28,000.00 USD uses the cash to replace a few of her missing teeth.

6. frisko

   11 December, 2004, 8:48 am

   Davezilla is still #7!!!!!

7. Mandy

   11 December, 2004, 10:36 am

   I’ve touched a witch’s :boobs:!

   

8. kismet

   11 December, 2004, 12:02 pm

   Oh trust me, I’ve touched plenty of witch’s :boobs::boobs:

9. Mandy

   11 December, 2004, 12:51 pm

   TMI kismet. 😐

10. Ginny

    11 December, 2004, 1:12 pm

    HA! I’ll have to use one of those some time.

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12. wantwit

    11 December, 2004, 4:44 pm

    how about this one (oh, it’s nasty):

    I can be in two places at once. ::wink::

13. steve

    11 December, 2004, 5:30 pm

    I Just witnessed 45 minutes of the “talent scout”!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no coffee shop is safe anymore no matter how many times I move. I just heard here claim to be preforming at the comedy castle and at club barts this weekend. It could be heckle time!!!!!!!!!!!!

14. The Eskimo

    11 December, 2004, 8:43 pm

    *snort* too good

15. mikeB

    12 December, 2004, 2:53 pm

    Double-teaming are the Advanced Wizarding Levels, Wantwit. 😛

16. Hobbit

    12 December, 2004, 7:22 pm

    I’m intrigued…..

    So many pickup lines that make me wish I was a guy so I could use them.

17. Sesy

    13 December, 2004, 12:55 am

    :wang:
    Is what happened before :limp:

18. Mandy

    13 December, 2004, 12:58 am

    Are you asking which came first? The boner or the limp noodle? I’m guessing the boner came first. It usually does. :kiss:

19. Merth

    13 December, 2004, 12:36 pm

    😳

    You have to handle the wand gently.

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