Carpet Cleaner #1: “Dude, you ever been to Screaming Eagle Casino?”
Carpet Cleaner #2: “Do you mean, Soaring Eagle?”
CC #1: “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that one. I been there last week and I wasn’t s’pposed to be cause I’m on probation still.”
CC #2: “What the Hell for?
CC #1: “Oh, my ole lady turn me in cause I shit in her sock.”
CC #2: “The Hell. Just for that?
CC #2: “Wait. This the same broad that made you a cake outta watermelon?”
CC #1: “No, this is another one. Jill, man. I’ll shit in her sock again tonight if she don’t shut up.”
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ariel
why in the world would someone paint fox news on their teeth?
and just what could they charge you with for shitting in your wife’s sock?
tinamarie
Assock and battery???
Lung the Younger
Assault and shattery????
Spud
The sad part is, they see no wrong, no error.
Nikki
That would be an amusing rap sheet.
Neil
And “shitting in a sock” is a euphemism for what…?”
nina
:wtf:
It sounds like this guy has a thing for the strange & not so bright women! Then again he doesn’t sound like a winner either!
😕 How in the world do you make cake out of Watermelon?
Minnie
So, this guy actually umm… must have held a sock to his butt and let loose a turd into it. ❗
I dread to think CC #1’s stocking-stuffers this Christmas.
Oh, the visuals. Ugh, I can’t get the image out of my head. I feel queasy. 😕
Paige Dalton
Im confused- How do you make a cake out of watermelon??????????????
:wtf:
Sir Osiss
At least he did not put a watermelon in her sock and make a cake out of…:-?
How’s THAT for a visual, Minnie?!:sad:
Julie
http://www.funroom.com/summer/wtrmlncake.html For those of you who really want to know how…:roll:
Esther
Maybe later I’ll figure out why I decided to read this during breakfast.:razz:
rust
I dunno. Whatyousmellin’ Cake. Poop Chutes. Shit Socks. Crap Bearing Rodents. What’s next? Oh Henry bars floating in Puke Soup?
Sigh.
MIKE
What does someone do to make you shit in a sock?
Used Hack
What kind of carpet cleaner was that? :wtf:
Pappy
How do you think she found out? Think she just smelled it or she just stuck her foot in it.
The latter is funnier. 😀
Daria
not the kind of people I would want in my house cleaning my carpets
Minnie
OK, that’s it. I had dry heaves just now. For real. 😕
Thank you, Sir Osiss and Pappy. 😛
betina
Perhaps he did it in FRONT of her, then she started chasing him, so he had to crap while on the run, holding the sock to his anus.
❗
Sir Osiss
Sorry Minnie. Not a very auspicious begining for me here, huh? 🙄
Moxie
OK…let me see if I understand this correctly: Making a strange cake induces certain scatting behaviors from recipient.
So tell me Dave, did Grandma have to hide her support hose?
chainstay
How’s this for a visual, perhaps he attempted
to do the deed while she was wearing said sock
Mandy
Thanks, chainstay. You’ve successfully destroyed any remaining shred of innocence left in me. :dead:
chainstay
You’ve got to admit,
THAT would justify
judical involvement
Sir Osiss
Adds a whole new definition of a “shitheel,” don’t it? 🙄
Mandy
What a crappy thing to do!