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- Do not accidentally click on the iDVD button while looking at photos in iPhoto. All 4,000+ photos will try to load themselves into a movie clip at the same time, and that’s just wrong.
- No matter how tempting, do not tickle cat when her rear claws are positioned above your scrotum. Seriously.
- If it looks like it will topple off the shelf onto your head, it will.
- For the love of God, stop eating white cheese before bedtime. It makes you dream your girlfriend is turning into a pink goblin or a yodeling finger monkey.