My day so far #2

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I was under it. While attempting to extract myself from the boxspring’s grasp I was attacked by a band of voracious dust bunnies, that were obviously high on goofers.

No quarter was I shown by the merciless ways of the marauding dust bunnies. They removed my upper limbs and replaced them with prosthetic arms fashioned from bed lint, cat hair and not a few lost socks. Needless to say, scraping frost off the windshield proved somewhat difficult.

Arriving at work on time, I was unable to find my beloved cubicle. In a well-intentioned, but ill-planned cost-cutting move, accounting had combined our department with a local Farmers Market. I was now stationed with Amish pies and day-old scones. The back-end programmers were to be found with cheese and homemade soaps.

Staring languidly out the window, I noticed that the clouds were forming the exact patterns of the Rorschach inkblot test. I was stuck pondering card cloud 23 when a voice on the loudspeaker announced that a fire drill was taking place and would we quietly leave our Halo 2 games long enough to form a line outside?

We waited outside as the fire department arrived in what proved to be not a drill after all. The flames engulfed our peach crate cubicles and the smell of rosemary oil and burning CRTs filled our stinging nostrils.

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  1. Pepsi Cola Atom-Bomb Washington

    Hey!! Who said they could use my name and put it in a book?!?!!

    lol!!! :mrgreen:

    Muah, first post!:mrgreen:

  2. TinaMarie

    Here in Arizona, where there are many reservations, we have a number of people with interesting, descriptive names. Remember, Native Americans often name people for what they and their ancestors have done.

    A friend of mine who works for the DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles) informed me that a Magnolia Thunderpussy got a driver’s license in Phoenix.

    I wonder what her ancestors did…..

  3. Anna

    Well, at least you got the rest of the day off.

  4. Spud

    Never eat cheese before bed.


  5. Esther

    Seventh, and least interesting post!

    Don’t mind me, I’m trying to function on two hours of sleep. It is not working.:dead:

  6. I knew there was a reason I was afraid of dust bunnies!

  7. Patrick

    You don’t normally find that kind of behavior in common house furniture…just major appliances.

  8. Esther

    Lovin’ the Ghostbusters reference there, Patrick.:smile:

  9. mikeB

    11th Post! Fuckin yeahhhhhh

  10. Mandy

    At least you didn’t wake up next to ho-bag from yesterday, Dave! 😛

  11. Poofles

    Story was missing something. What could it be? Oh I know! :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:

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