Martini garnishes to avoid

  1. Spruce needles
  2. Bacon
  3. Ramen
  4. Live guppies
  5. Dijonnaise
  6. Bullion cubes
  7. Gouda
  8. Spam
  9. Poutine
  10. Scrambled Egg
  11. Pepperoni
  12. Mice
  13. Balut
  14. Chitterlings
  15. Krab
  16. Meringue
  17. Foil
  18. a Guinea Pig
  19. Pie
  20. And your suggestion?
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  1. Spud



  2. charlie

    Anything that moves on it’s own power.

  3. Olive oil, coz you’ve run out of olives and it’s practically the same thing right?

  4. Marcus

    Durian : it’s a fruit in South East Asia that I think tastes good, but stinks to high heaven. It is the only fruit that is banned on public transportation in Bangkok. So, you can have a stinky Martini and watch out for those bumblebees they are dangerous. There used to be one that kept stinging me everyday the same one. His name Bob the bumblebee.

  5. Anna

    The garnishes don’t sound so bad, it’s the Martini!! :hurl:

  6. My guinea pig agrees that guinea pig garnishes are not a good idea.

  7. tenderflower

    Haggis. Save it for the scotch.

  8. Cocktail onions. Because then it wouldn’t be a Martini; it would be a Gibson.

  9. Mandy

    Sock lint.

  10. Wendy

    pubic hair….

  11. I kinda got hung up on the concoction that is #9. Not so much that anyone would put those things together (hey, I put peanut butter on everything), but the fact that enough people eat this to merit it being dubbed with a name.

  12. Coley

    How about the entire “bodily fluids” category?

  13. Craig

    Pee ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  14. Jodi

    A used jock strap may dull the taste sensation that is martini :dead:

  15. I dunno. Cheese may actually be good. I’ve had dirty martinis with blue-cheese stuffed olives that were awesome!

  16. Bubbles

    Korean sannakji. Chefs slice off a tentacle of a small live octopus and bring it to the table. The tentacle goes down squirming, which is considered the highlight of the experienceรขโ‚ฌโ€along with the slight vacuum action of its suction cups.

  17. Tami Jo and Nikki: Poutine is very tasty! But it single handedly raised my bad cholesterol by 100 this summer. ๐Ÿ˜ณ :dead:

  18. Braenwen

    Used dental floss:thong:

  19. Spud

    A thong with skid marks?


  20. Coley

    If you’re :thong: is wide enough to get skid marks you’re wearing it backwards anyway. :wtf:

  21. Duker

    Dean Martin’s testicle:wtf:

  22. frisko

    Spit wads

  23. Zen Cat

    Skank Clots ๐Ÿ˜•

  24. tigerlily

    fur balls but then cats should not be drinking booze anyway….hiccup and purrrrrr:wtf:

  25. Duker

    Skank Clots:evil:…TOO FUNNY!!!:lol:

  26. Black pudding. This comment requires no further explanation. ๐Ÿ˜•

  27. Daniel

    A License to Kill.
    (007 James Bond reference)

  28. Coley

    foreskin :limp:

  29. roro


  30. Coley

    I don’t want to know what a “skank clot” is, do I?

  31. babybetty

    rocky mountain oysters:wtf:

  32. Coley

    larvae (what kind is pretty irrelevant in this case)

  33. hippychick

    I agree with Coley…do we want to know what a skank clot really is??? With this group, there’s no telling. We are a sick bunch…and we like it that way.
    Toe jam is definitely top of the list, I think.

    Dave, congrats again! This one was definitely spew worthy! :hurl: ๐Ÿ˜›

  34. james

    ๐Ÿ˜Ž my toe jam!!!!!!!!!!!

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