Fun with Joggers

  1. As the jogger passes you on the sidewalk, tear a strip of cloth quickly and see if they stop to check their pants for rips.
  2. Hide in the bushes of a quiet street with an airhorn.
  3. Hold up a score card as they pass you with a very low number. Act disappointed.
  4. Run out in front of the jogger, wildly flailing your arms and scream, “My God! The bees!”
  5. Hold up a wanted poster. Look back and forth between the poster and the jogger. Scream, “That’s him! He’s getting away!”
  6. Have one person squirt them head to toe with diluted glue. Than have a clown chase them, showering them with confetti or feathers.
  7. Throw hot macaroni and cheese at them. Everyone loves macaroni and cheese!
  8. If you have no mac and cheese handy, toss a few ferrets. They’re wiggly and fun.
  9. Chase them down, reciting Dixie Chicks lyrics loudly and with feeling.
  10. What are your ideas? Do share with the rest of the class.
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Show 36 Comments


  1. Spud

    So jumping out of the bushes with a trenchcoat on and flashing joggers is passe now? :wtf:

  2. TaterSalad

    after seeing the video of the jogger prank there’s not much left to say. 😀 😛 :wtf:
    😈 👿

  3. Chris S

    For the athletic ones out there simply jog DIRECTLY behind them as closely as possible and don’t say a word. Follow the jogger endlessly.
    For an added twist, occasionally pass them in a hurried manner then slow down immediately in front of them (much like many people driving cars do) so the jogger is forced to pass you again right away. Rinse and repeat.

    —-side note to the last posting—-

    Anamagramas make my head hurt. :???::sad:
    How about the occasional palindrome to ease the pain? 💡
    I bet a lot of palindromes could also be used as amalgamagra…animalgra….graminamam….those word jumble thingies too!

  4. Spud

    Ref Jogs With Gun
    Swift Hunger Jog
    Fresh Jug Got Win

  5. [Comment ID #196893 will be quoted here]

    Jug fighters won!
    Fine jug growths
    We jig fur thongs

  6. Chris S

    We froth gin jugs
    Gun this jew frog
    Jens fur goth wig
    Frothing we jugs
    we jig fur thongs

  7. Chris S

    I didn’t mean to copy you on that last one Dave… I was AFK for a while before I posted. :java:

  8. harley

    toss a bucket of water on them when they pass by, and when they get mad just shrug and tell them they looked dehydrayted(?). As for the video THAT was a work of art my favorite was the people on bikes. 😈

  9. patrick

    Run backwards beside them, screaming, “You’re running the wrong way! You’re running the wrong way! For the love of God man you’re going toward them, not away from them! The danger is in front of you, not behind you! Run the other way you fool!”

  10. sledge

    glance down and tell them that their shoe is untied.Tell them that they have a blow out in their right shoe

  11. chainstay

    wear a referee uniform, toss them a basketball (they can’t help but catch it) then blow your whistle and penalize them for traveling.

  12. junkman

    i drank so much red wine last night that the heat today has festered a GREAT BIG FUCKING TOMATOHEAD on my shoulders. 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿

  13. All of the Zilla Girls should flash more than a smile while driving by.

    FYI Zilla Girls, I have a treadmill so you could do a whole show while I ran.

  14. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #196912 will be quoted here]

    Booby Rap! :kiss:

  15. Run past them and start cheering, ” I WON! I WON! IN YOUR FACE LOSER!”
    Dress up as a police officer and set up police tape nearby. Then when they run by, stop them and say, “Thought you could run away could you? Well, they always return to the scene of the crime!”
    Walk by them on your hands instead of your feet and look at them strangely.
    If you’re a hot woman, walk by wearing a trenchcoat and smile suggestively. When you have their attention, open the trenchcoat slowly to reveal the grannie panties you’re wearing. 😛

  16. junkman

    [Comment ID #196922 will be quoted here]yes…i think that would be just fine. i’m sure that’s just what the doctor ordered. open up that cool medicine chest here comes my big head. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

  17. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #196933 will be quoted here]

    Booby Rap! = Poor Baby! :kiss:

    It has a nice ring to it either way, huh? 😈

  18. Get a squirt gun or super-soaker and fill it with water along with red food coloring. Squirt them with it and yell in best English accent “there goes another bloody jogger!” 😆
    Or fill with vodka or any other clear alcohol, and as you spray them, scream “drunken jogger alert-shaking and stirred!” 😈

  19. Dave – This post has been up 18 hours already. I’M WAITING! :wtf:

  20. AnnieB

    Mr. Davezilla, pull over please. Spelling Police here. Your Link of the Day has an infraction. There is odor between the de and the ant, thus the need for deodorant.

    This is your second citation, sir. I’m letting you off with a warning again today but I’m afraid a third misstep will necessitate imposing a strict punishment. I’m feel sure 20 lashes from Darla will be a deterrent (hahahahahaha) to future incidents of this nature. I certainly hope so.

    Have a nice day.

    Going on 19 now Dave … the natives are getting restless!


  21. StevieC

    [Comment ID #196937 will be quoted here]

    Threee citatiuns gets strict punshment, huh? Beter be carefull Mr. d. 🙂 :wang:

  22. StevieC

    [Comment ID #196937 will be quoted here]

    The grammar police noticed the “I’m feel sure … ” sentence in your comment. Two more infractions and we may have to impose some strict punishment. 😈

  23. [Comment ID #196937 will be quoted here]

    It was late. What kind of punishment? Will I like it?

  24. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #196941 will be quoted here]

    I caint hardley wate! :wang:

  25. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #196942 will be quoted here]

    It depends on how big your infraction is. Oh, I’m sure you’ll like it. The question is … will you live to tell about it?


  26. Nowadays we’re so used to folks carrying on conversations on cell phones/blue tooths… I’d exploit that.

    I’d jog on up next to a runner, and then start carrying on a conversation as if I were talking on a cell phone…. and then launch full-long into a (one-sided) heated argument, still running… and keeping up with the runner, and as they no doubt make a point of trying to ditch me, I’ll keep up and make it more and more obvious I don’t have a phone or a blue tooth.

    Faking being a sociopath is fun:) 😛

  27. 1.) Most joggers are up way to early for me. Does anyone know of a mid-afternoon or late night jogging group?
    2.) If you can actually get the ferrets into their sweatpants rather than just toss them, I find it’s a much more enjoyable experience.

    And as to Night Queen’s comment – it’s a pity you would waste vodka like that – vodka goes IN the body, not on it!

  28. StevieC

    [Comment ID #196943 will be quoted here]

    You are hereby sentenced to chasing down a jogger while reciting Dixie Chicks lyrics (Goodbye Earl) loudly and with feeling.

    Should you not complete your sentence within the next 12 hours, your sentence shall be to continue leaving sexually explicit comments on the Davezilla website, with feeling. 😈 :wang:

  29. Tim

    i didnt get the whole thing with davezille up torwards the top are they getting into annograms again?

  30. Jennifer

    Offer your favorite jogger a nice cold cup of gasoline!

  31. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #196948 will be quoted here]

    That sentence is way too harsh, so I’ll be feeling myself, (sorry, I meant to say) feeling my sexually explicit comments, very enthusiastically from now on. :boob: :boob: :thong:

  32. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #196959 will be quoted here]

    If you are referring to posts 4, 5 and 6 then yes, they are anagrams of the title of this post (Fun with Joggers).

    Or they could be speaking in some secret language just so you can’t understand what they’re saying.

    You’re not very bright are you?


  33. StevieC

    [Comment ID #196970 will be quoted here]

    See that you do! We have high expectations!

  34. [Comment ID #196947 will be quoted here]

    Unless it’s going to be licked off… 😈

    Run along with the jogger and ask “are you looking for a good time handsome/beautiful”
    “I haven’t been laid in over an hour, would you mind…?”
    “As you passed by I could see into your soul through your eyes, let me be your salvation, let me heal your soul that’s crying out in desperation for someone to love…”

    Back to the cell phone conversation:
    talk like you’re initiating conversation with the jogger and then say hold on dear, some asshole’s following me turn to the jogger and say can I help you?
    Have phone sex while running along with him/her.

    Booby’s, Big heads and sexially explicit feelings…i Luv DAVEZILLA! 😈

  35. I know I misspelled sexually, my fingers got a little too excited! 😈

  36. StevieC

    [Comment ID #197092 will be quoted here]

    I love it when your fingers get excited.

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