Seen on the way to Ottawa

Dead Slow

Yeah, I don’t get it either.

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Show 22 Comments


  1. Spud



  2. You’ll be dead if you don’t go slow?

    “That’s right, boy. Go slow. Dead slow.”

  3. cbatdux

    Two options at retirement community?

  4. Actually, I’ve seen that a few times over on this side of the fishpond. Strange considering that it seems to be from the Dubya school of adverbs.

  5. Amanda B.

    Nice Yeti poem :hurl:

  6. Craig

    After reading the poem i thought it was bad
    had a friend kick me in the balls because i had
    that yeti sure was scary
    kinda looks like my aunt mary.


  7. Dave Mac

    Fairly common sign wording here in the UK. Although not grammatically correct “dead” is frequently substituted for the word “really” by the barely literate. Dead good, eh?

  8. Lace Valentine

    Only the good die slow, the rest of us die rapidly. I’m dead serious. Think about it, a dead slow person is a retard Dead Head who can’t get out of the early ’70s. Often they are seen hitchhiking on their way to Canada, damn hippies!, therefore the road sign is needed. :java:

  9. me

    ZOMBIE CROSSING!!!:roll:

  10. Marcus

    Sign found in India on the highway.

    It is better to be 5 minutes late in this world than 5 minutes early in the next one.

    The Yeti looks like my junior high school nurse. She was a right twat that scared the living daylights out of everyone.
    “You’re not sick so go back to class or I will eat you for lunch.” (with a fever of 105) Now, that I think about she also reminded me of the bus driver on South Park. Maybe the bus driver was a Yeti.

  11. Da Popster

    OK, OK, give our northern neighbors a little slack, the STILL haven’t figured out if the like us or not …….. and probably never will. 😈

  12. it’s really quite easy, eh? Like, right outside Ottawa, there’s this place, eh, over by the Brewers Retail — so many guys were picking up squares ‘n’ two-fours of Export and peelin’ out. So after that they put up that sign. I get it. My brother gets it. Frenchie gets it. Maybe if you amurricans got out of Irak then you’d get it too.
    Ok, have a Happy New Year, Eh?

  13. The yeti put up that sign in the hope of capturing prey with less effort.


  14. mitch

    :twisted:The dead are slow, just by nature of their condition, but I don’t think that is a reason to mock them. Too bad Johnny Cochran is among their number now; I think they would have a case. Don’t be hating the dead. 👿

  15. tinamarie

    Maybe it’s a town name? We have a lot of towns like that in the U.S, with names like

    Intercourse, PA,
    Cherry Bottom, PA
    French Lick, PA (do you see a pattern here? I think the Amish in PA didn’t have enough to do.)

    As for the yeti, the only time I have every encountered yeti fetishists was while I was in Canada. We were sitting at an outdoor cafe in Vancouver when a man who was dressed as a woman came up to the window to get a latte. They asked him if he was going to the “Yeti festival” and he replied quite happily “Yes! I am!” Then he sang a little yeti song for us. It was surreal. Very surreal.

    You Canadians and your yetis. Fun bunch of folks.

  16. That sign pretty much describes work today.:dead:

  17. Daniel

    They stole it from the streets of New York. Mayor Rudy put it there to warn non-NewYorkers about rush hour traffic.

  18. Duker

    …My pace at work tomorrow after all the festivities and turkey dinners!! HAPPY NEW YEAR EH!!:boobs::thong::wang::kiss::mrgreen::razz::dead:………………:java::java::java:

  19. inguiring mind

    Out of curiousity I did some research as to why a sign like this might be posted on a highway. It turns out that there is a Grassroots organization that is against the war in Iraq. Although this organitation seems based in Ireland it seems that some Canadians, British and other nations are also against the war. Somehow this Sign is Part of the Grassroot’s peace protest. Something like “Dead Slow for Peace” There was a Peace March held in March but I could not tell what year. Hope this helps to understand our Northern Neighbors better

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