Dead Peoples Things
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Hey man, I’ll take a liver if ya got one in half decent shape. Maybe i’ll put a lung on layaway.
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Novel way of putting it, I like it ……. ❗
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Steady on Cobe, I’m a sensitive soul.
The Detroit Transplant Clinic?
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Wolverine died? So we get to analyze the skeletal remains for Adamantium samples?
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I hear this shop recently procured a ‘NARROW BRIDGE AHEAD’ road sign that went missing from a Chappaquiddick police investigation a few years back.
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I’ve been watching the speed skating at the olympics or should I call it the camel toe competition?
Dead peoples things?…..aunt paulies vibrator or uncle ed’s gold teeth ?
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.. they say Scott Brown bought a seat here.
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Lemmeseee… I’d like a half a dozen goldfish, some cockroaches, I’ll take a couple of those ficus benjaminas. Is the dog freshly dead?
Oh… you mean the stuff isn’t dead? Oh, it belonged to a dead guy? Never mind.
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I see dead people’s thingies
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Is that like a consignment type deal? ‘Cause granny ain’t been feeling to good of late.
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Wait a sec. Are the dead peoples things antiques? Or are the dead people antiques?
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“Oh look, it’s a pacemaker,,,, it….. um ….. feels warm, and….uh ….. it just dripped blood on my hand. EW! 😡 :puke:
12 responses
Hey man, I’ll take a liver if ya got one in half decent shape. Maybe i’ll put a lung on layaway.
Novel way of putting it, I like it ……. ❗
Steady on Cobe, I’m a sensitive soul.
The Detroit Transplant Clinic?
Wolverine died? So we get to analyze the skeletal remains for Adamantium samples?
I hear this shop recently procured a ‘NARROW BRIDGE AHEAD’ road sign that went missing from a Chappaquiddick police investigation a few years back.
I’ve been watching the speed skating at the olympics or should I call it the camel toe competition?
Dead peoples things?…..aunt paulies vibrator or uncle ed’s gold teeth ?
this could get gruesome
.. they say Scott Brown bought a seat here.
Lemmeseee… I’d like a half a dozen goldfish, some cockroaches, I’ll take a couple of those ficus benjaminas. Is the dog freshly dead?
Oh… you mean the stuff isn’t dead? Oh, it belonged to a dead guy? Never mind.
I see dead people’s thingies
Is that like a consignment type deal? ‘Cause granny ain’t been feeling to good of late.
Wait a sec. Are the dead peoples things antiques? Or are the dead people antiques?
“Oh look, it’s a pacemaker,,,, it….. um ….. feels warm, and….uh ….. it just dripped blood on my hand. EW! 😡 :puke: