Nor is it a SANITY clause. Ferkryinowtlowd. It’s KENNY ROGERS. What kind of a SICK FU*K would photograph (or cause to be photographed) a nekkid red-neck with guns. Akshully, I saw this the other day over at m90, blort, meepzorp or what the f?ck am I saying. Razzlefraggle jig jag blarg wogga. All Your RNS* Are Belong To Us!
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:wtf:
That ain’t no mistletoe…
That ain’t no Santa Clause :wtf:
Nor is it a SANITY clause. Ferkryinowtlowd. It’s KENNY ROGERS. What kind of a SICK FU*K would photograph (or cause to be photographed) a nekkid red-neck with guns. Akshully, I saw this the other day over at m90, blort, meepzorp or what the f?ck am I saying. Razzlefraggle jig jag blarg wogga. All Your RNS* Are Belong To Us!
*Red Neck Santa
Oh, and by the way, MERRY FRIKKIN CHRISTMAS!!
(For your sh*tiest Christmas Musical selection, try what I listen to: http://voyager.login.cl:8000/listen.pls
WTF kind of elite commune is that? Far creepier to think of what their women look like.
Note to self: do NOT view Davezilla the morning after staying up late drinking with the in-laws!
(100-proof Southern Comfort is pretty good, by the way.)
… oh, Faramir, that’s my poison!
… and uh, Dave … just a tip:
Let’s stick to B:boobs::boobs:bies, m’kay?
(Preferably Esther and Mandy …)
:kiss:
Oh, and I almost forgot:
Happy Christmachanukwanzaasolictivus, everybody!
… time for more :java:…
Please tell Santa to put down the guns and get some clothes on!
Suddenly.. I don’t *want* Santa in my living room!!
“Im dreaming of a white racist Christmas….”
Is that Nick Nolte?
Santa’s gift to Mrs. Claus?
😳