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  • Esther

    :wtf:

    That ain’t no mistletoe…

  • Spud

    That ain’t no Santa Clause :wtf:

  • rust

    Nor is it a SANITY clause. Ferkryinowtlowd. It’s KENNY ROGERS. What kind of a SICK FU*K would photograph (or cause to be photographed) a nekkid red-neck with guns. Akshully, I saw this the other day over at m90, blort, meepzorp or what the f?ck am I saying. Razzlefraggle jig jag blarg wogga. All Your RNS* Are Belong To Us!

    *Red Neck Santa

    Oh, and by the way, MERRY FRIKKIN CHRISTMAS!!
    (For your sh*tiest Christmas Musical selection, try what I listen to: http://voyager.login.cl:8000/listen.pls

  • frisko

    WTF kind of elite commune is that? Far creepier to think of what their women look like.

  • TheFaramir

    Note to self: do NOT view Davezilla the morning after staying up late drinking with the in-laws!

  • TheFaramir

    (100-proof Southern Comfort is pretty good, by the way.)

  • Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    … oh, Faramir, that’s my poison!

    … and uh, Dave … just a tip:

    Let’s stick to B:boobs::boobs:bies, m’kay?

    (Preferably Esther and Mandy …)

    :kiss:

  • Patrick

    Please tell Santa to put down the guns and get some clothes on!

  • smizzy

    Suddenly.. I don’t *want* Santa in my living room!!

  • Lee

    “Im dreaming of a white racist Christmas….”

  • Katie

    Is that Nick Nolte?

  • Merth

    Santa’s gift to Mrs. Claus?

    😳

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