Caption Time #77

1. Esther

   23 October, 2005, 1:13 am

   “Your ass smells fine. Now stop complaining and get help me find my contact lens.”

2. Sir Osiss

   23 October, 2005, 2:00 am

   Nope, nothing yet… But JEEZ, didn’t you know that stick ’em up your ass was just a colloquialism?!? 🙄

3. Pinky

   23 October, 2005, 4:22 am

   I see a head!

4. tinamarie

   23 October, 2005, 4:46 am

   What you can’t see is the tiny midget that she’s going down on. 😎

5. Stephanie

   23 October, 2005, 6:20 am

   “They are’t saying how it occurred, but Franny could not untangle herself Mildred’s private regions.”
   or
   “Fart research experiment claims yet another victim, making that 22 in total.”

6. Lung the Younger

   23 October, 2005, 6:46 am

   Britney Spears tries to protect Sean Preston from press photographers at the airport by stuffing him into her pink carry-on bag. Yet another unflattering snap for her fans to feast upon.

7. Soldier Bob

   23 October, 2005, 7:15 am

   Airport security is so tight these days you can’t even bring your own peanuts on board.:eek:

8. Spud

   23 October, 2005, 9:10 am

   M “brrrrrpttt”

   M “get that for me willya luv”

   D “oh god, mum you really stink…”

   :dead:

9. Craig

   23 October, 2005, 9:23 am

   Uh, you’re not supposed to eat the gum already stuck under the chair.

10. mitch

    23 October, 2005, 10:21 am

    :wang: I thought this was the “No Oral Sex” lounge.

11. motleygirl12

    23 October, 2005, 11:01 am

    did you fart cuz i think you did are you sure……HEY CAN SOMEONE COMMERE AND SMELL THIS ASS ……now tell me it dont stink 🙁

12. Sir Osiss

    23 October, 2005, 12:29 pm

    MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!

    Fresh Dingleberries! :dead:

13. Tami Jo

    23 October, 2005, 12:45 pm

    “Holy crap!”

    No need to overstate the obvious.

14. frisko

    23 October, 2005, 1:18 pm

    Why on earth would anyone eat on the floor of the airport, she must be new to this planet.

15. Paige

    23 October, 2005, 1:34 pm

    Married to the invisible man, who asked her to service him in the airport.”Come on honey. No one will know whats going on. Well tell them you were just smelling someones ass.”:wtf:

16. Paige

    23 October, 2005, 1:36 pm

    Just went to the link.What kind of freak would put their baby in a cage.???????????????????:-?

17. Nikki

    23 October, 2005, 3:51 pm

    🙄

18. Sir Osiss

    23 October, 2005, 4:28 pm

    Paige – Maybe the invisible man is copping a handfull of that woman’s ass while he’s being serviced by the blonde… :wtf:

19. dougieace

    23 October, 2005, 5:31 pm

    arrrrrr ive seen the white whale

20. rust

    23 October, 2005, 6:15 pm

    Let me guess: the aircraft that they are getting ready to board is the S. S. BUTTCRACK

    …far better than the S.S. MakeShitUp

21. Santana

    23 October, 2005, 6:45 pm

    I know I dropped that crack rock somwhere!

22. Esther

    23 October, 2005, 7:27 pm

    Just went to the link.What kind of freak would put their baby in a cage.???????????????????:-?

    Why, my me and my family, that’s who!

    That them there cage is going to make a perfect gift for my expectant sister and brother-in-law. Now they don’t need to worry about hiring a babysitter!:razz::twisted:

23. Stephanie

    23 October, 2005, 9:15 pm

    On baby cage
    What babies think about cage:
    This is fun! Hey look at me, I’m a dog! Ruff! Ruff! HA HA HA!!!
    What parent is thinking:
    Shut up in there or I’m gonna put you outside. Oh great, you turned over your water bowl. Well, I’m not getting you anymore. Maybe if I put a blanket over the cage the kid will go to sleep. I love this cage!

24. Pappy

    23 October, 2005, 9:41 pm

    “Hang on, I’m trying to get my kid out from under the seat. He got out of his cage.”

25. hippychick576

    24 October, 2005, 12:07 am

    looks like the blonde is feeding a Crystal Burger to the Brunette’s ass and she’s liking it. UMMM! them’s good eats! Sheesh 😛

26. Stephanie

    24 October, 2005, 1:51 am

    (sniff) What the- (sniff) Oh my god! (sniff) Winston come smell this! This woman’s fart smells just like banana bread. How did you?… Do it again!

27. Themrdoug

    24 October, 2005, 8:01 pm

    Babmi proves she can give head to anything by blowing the chair at the airport winning a new $1 bill

28. girl

    25 October, 2005, 8:21 pm

    “Aunt Bessie, are you wearing my edible undies again? I told you I was savin’ them for when Billy Bob gets outta the pen!”

29. Stephanie

    26 October, 2005, 12:19 am

    Hi. My name is Jane and I’m an Assaholic.

30. Daniel

    11 December, 2005, 2:39 am

    She’s been on dozens of flights, but she has never seen the underside of the “cockpit”, until now. Now she know it is true that there is an asshole in the cockpit. 😈

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