Caption Time #252

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  1. Bear

    Stuff him, eat him or bury him…dam I am so confused

  2. OFBHD

    Feather guitar

  3. bluebonneville

    Rufus introduces his new girlfriend to the family. 😯

  4. drewz7046

    Jimmie Joe shows off his new Gibson “Flying Goose” guitar 😉

  5. chainstay

    Chicken!? I thought I wuz told to choke mah duck. I still don’ gettit.

  6. Spud

    I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.

  7. [quote comment=”428586″]Fuck Afflac[/quote]
    omg lol!!!

  8. “I’m sorry Momma…..I killded yer goose.”

    Sheesh, I look at that and hear banjos dueling ing the background.

  9. Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
    It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…

  10. junkman

    a great visual representation of what america is doing to the canadian stock market. :dead:

  11. fruf

    ah think ah killed mah girlfriend

  12. junkman

    [quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
    It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
    pining for the fjords? :dead:

  13. [quote comment=”428768″][quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
    It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
    pining for the fjords? :dead:[/quote]

    Foom? This parrot wouldn’t foom if you put four million volts through it! 😛

  14. mon

    gulp, looks like my neighbor who is on the sexual offenders list, good times…

  15. Mr. Blonde... James Blonde

    [quote comment=”428412″]Rufus introduces his new girlfriend to the family.

    8O[/quote]
    She was quite a “Gander”

  16. TheMrDoug

    Duck… Duck…Goose!

  17. junkman

    i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. ❗

  18. kheas

    It’s my duck, and I’ll eat it right here if I damn well please.

  19. Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken??? 😯

  20. [quote comment=”428963″]i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. :!:[/quote]

    My personal choice would be the back seat of that 1974 Pontiac Catalina.

    Seats six in orgiastic, vinyl-clad luxury!

  21. Stefanie

    Git yer own! This here one is mines…..

  22. janeeto

    What’s the difference between erotic and perverse?

    Erotic, you use a feather:wang:

    Perverse, you use the whole chicken/duck….

  23. Drusky

    There are probably a few laws against what Billy was thinking but “DAMN it feels so right!”

  24. Drusky

    Just goes to show you, EVERYONE loves animal quackers…

  25. Dragonhose

    Nobody move, or the goose get’s it!

  26. Dragonhose

    Honest sheriff, I bought this here goose, cash money!

  27. Helen (lurker)

    [quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]

    Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.

  28. [quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]

    Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]

    ‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.

  29. ShiftyTim

    What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 👿

  30. junkman

    redneck/blackneck 😐 :dead:

  31. Memphisbandman

    [quote comment=”429675″]What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 :evil:[/quote]
    Simple…he couldn’t get laid!

    Sorry, folks. Somebody had to say it.

  32. kheas

    This is my bird. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bird is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bird is useless. Without my bird I am useless. I must fire my bird true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my bird and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

  33. Drusky

    His mom told him to go take a gander at the swing set and being ‘Mr. Literal’…

  34. Drusky

    A candid photo from Col. Sanders’ past before the court ordered therapy…

  35. chainstay

    [quote comment=”429674″][quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]

    Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]

    ‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.[/quote]

    And spanking the chicken just don’t sound right either.

  36. Keefer

    My sakerfise to the dark one is ready 👿

  37. Keefer

    Told the damn goose to get off the swing

  38. TOM

    BACK OFF!,OR THE GOOSE GETS IT.

  39. ducatisti

    “What? I’m replacing the horn in the Chevy”

  40. Timm

    “This here’s mah guard goose, I is allergic to dogs. If someone intrudes on mah property, I taught Gary to fly up and poop in their face while honking an alert.”

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