Posted inCaption Time Caption Time #249 Posted by By Davezilla 03 September, 200837 Comments Image via Jane R. Cool kids shareClick to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Tags: caption contestCaption Timesafetywtf Post navigation Previous Post Isn’t Work Fun?Next PostWhoa, ironic!
Teens in the 50’s had to use some extreme measures to get their dates to stop, drop & roll.
dammit brenda, hold still!!! you’re not burning quickly enough 👿
The dangers of home electronics and the morons who use them… What were they thinking in the 50’s, letting people use modern gadgets like space heaters.
Vintage early 1950s educational video: Mary Got Her First Period
Now,if she had been wearing JUST a thong like the rest of the Zilla Girls, this wouldn’t have happened…. :thong:
Since nothing else had worked, Biff was hoping that the old ‘heater trick’ would finally get Suzy to rip her dress off… 😉
if you were a virgin at (his age) you’d also try anything if only to catch a glimpse of a real life cameltoe, fo when you eat it in the evenings. photos just do do it no mo! :knickers:
*for when you *beat it… (damn sticky keyboard!) 👿
photos just *don’t do it… (AAARRGGGGHHH!!!!!) 👿
An Indian public education booklet instructing newlywed husbands on how to deal with a smaller dowry than promised.
(Don’t forget to remove any valuable headscarves or jewelry before striking the match!)
Ha! Toro! Ci Toro! …
Donna was confused. She thought it was her date who was flaming.
Dave’s medical office has some weird-ass magazines in the waiting room.
I don’t think I want to see fig. 167
C’mon baby light my fire-I had to say it
for a minute there it looked like she was fanning the flames! i was like “freaking hell! this damsel-in-distress thing has gone too far!” 😡
Holy crap Hot Pants
She’s remarkably calm under the circumstances… :wtf: 😛
“Fire in the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
who can eat 166 figs? is this some sort of joke? why is spider sense coming out of a fan? can she burn the gay with her skirt? who can stand on their toes like this? can these toes slit (slip) our throats? why have the flames from her skirt caught the blanket on fire in straight lines up each side? why do i ask these questions? wtf is up wit me? 😕
oh caption time…….honey my va…hoo…hoo is so hairy back from the olden days that it prematurely combusted without the benefit of your match stick. BUT THANKS FOR NOT COMING IN TIME. plethoric pubic hair like logs of wood? can’t see the gump (forest) for the trees? fucking friction? do we know what that is yet from back then in the day? is that john mccain rushing in to put out a not-ever-vice-presidents daughter’s wandering fire cunt? uh…well…..captions may not be good today either…….does anyone drink alot of booze out there? that may be the problem i’m having connecting with the public……um…today?
[quote comment=”414422″]“Fire in the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”[/quote]
yep. ah do believe another drinker communekates more effectiflike.
Peggy Sue is wearing a halter top with a flared skirt but yet she’s standing in front of a heater that appears to be sitting in the middle of the floor. Is it possible it is a cooling fan and it just got overheated because it was blowing wind up her skirt for a long period of time. And Johnny Boy comes running in with the blanket thinking he was going to get laid when he walks in and realizes instead he’s got to put out the fire! 😛
is the name peggy a result of men having a meat peg? again i’m having a bad day. liquid lunch did not enhance performance. although i can still last all night in case anyone was worried. time to shut-up now. is there a dash in shutup? be quiet. will you please be quiet?
“If only Biff hadn’t been so concerned about hiding his erection, he might have saved Peggy’s life.”
i should have said “wandering cunt fire” not “wandering fire cunt” before. i don’t know where my manners OR priorities are at. please don’t hate me for that. i’m so fucking sorry. life is confusing enough without this kind of thing happening. does without have a dash? by the way if she’s a red head please ignore this.
The dangers of using a kerosene based douche!
Biff was hoping to fan the flames of love… ❗
No one has used the obvious yet: “Opa!” 😀
“Here, let me smother you… I mean smother those flames out for you.” :wtf:
Nothing like cuddling under a warm blanket while sitting around the fire…
Oh, and Dave….
What is this Opa!
who cares? Opa!!! 😀
It might be Bolivian for “I am a crack whore and will do anything for a snort….baby”
[quote comment=”414159″]*for when you *beat it… (damn sticky keyboard!) :evil:[/quote]
[quote comment=”414160″]photos just *don’t do it… (AAARRGGGGHHH!!!!!) :evil:[/quote]
I don’t think any of us have to know why your keys are sticky…. Saran Wrap. NOT OVER THAT! Over your keyboard. Replace weekly.
I only have one key that sticks. Letter “F”. Hmm… wonder why?
[quote comment=”416040″]I only have one key that sticks. Letter “F”. Hmm… wonder why?[/quote]
It became obvious that Suzy started having hot flashes at an early age.
Dave had his blanket ready for the next hot chick, but he wasn’t expecting THIS!
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