Caption Time #105

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94 responses to “Caption Time #105”

  1. Minnie Avatar

    I’d think of a caption if I only stopped shuddering at the sight of that wrinkled perv.

    That is the creepiest, most disturbing thing I have seen on the internet. Aaaaaaugh. :dead:

  2. Minnie Avatar

    Oh lord, he even has a blow up cow doll in the background. Ew. :puke:

  3. April Avatar

    Uh … Miss Piggy doesn’t look so happy there.

  4. Master Solace Avatar

    I thought the horrible image of Jon Lovitz in his pajamas and house shoes was bad…this…this….this is an indescribable terror…now I think I need a “Night of Fire” with the flaming sumo and the Hinoi Team…maybe HE can burn the images out of my head…

    Thank you Dave…thank you very much for giving me nightmares tonight…I will remember this……….Mwah ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!………………………???…well I will remember this as soon as I get this terrifying image out of my head…

    This officially beats the clown lady in starbucks…

  5. Duker Avatar

    I’m so turned on I don’t know where to start…….. 😛

  6. RM Avatar
    RM

    yeah grandpa is a little different, but you should see grandma.

  7. john Avatar
    john

    MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. JFLY Avatar

    Dr. Frank-N-Furter hasn’t aged so well. Let’s do the time warp again!!! :dead:

  9. Timmmy Avatar
    Timmmy

    Caption: Melvin thinks it was that Dave guy who took the thong that he left in the hallway.

  10. starhealer Avatar
    starhealer

    i know that guy last week he bought a galen tub of lub and a rubber sheet i know that he would surfice agen. life as a clerk in a porn shop!!! 🙄

  11. wildish Avatar
    wildish

    hahhahahhaahaha ok seriously, i’m nearly in tears,not only do you have a pic of my dad in his finest moment, but you also include a link to my favorite land claim site even indians can’t buy that (out of line? maybe). you people are my heroes. whoever is responsible, i give you my undying gratitude as well as my insurmountable disgust. i won’t sleep tonight .

  12. Anna Avatar
    Anna

    ‘” Well F*** You if you won’t accept the love Plastic Pig and I feel for each other!!”

  13. djemm Avatar
    djemm

    THATS IT THATS IT YOU’VE SCARED ME FOR THE LAST TIME DAVE!!
    I’m tellin Grummuh what Grummpuhs’ been doin with her good decorations when he havin his quiet time. 😳

  14. djemm Avatar
    djemm

    Is this the trailer for Brokeback Mountain Part 2
    Billy reveales he never really felt for Ed what he felt for Miss Piggy

  15. Randy Avatar
    Randy

    Harry’s live-in friend, Virgil: “I snapped this photo of Harry when he responded to my request to straighten that sheet beneath him, least he leave a skid mark on our new sofa.”

  16. Stevie C Avatar
    Stevie C

    Grummpuh?!?!? :wtf:

  17. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #40518 will be quoted here]
    Wow! Exactly what I was thinking. Terrifying. 😆
    It’s just a jump to the left…. I used to go to the Picture Show every Friday. 8)

    Free Piece of Land.. Hmmm. Sounds like an email address collection scam.

    Happy Go For Broke Day! 😀

  18. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    Bhamm’s comment from the other day really applies to this photo.

    It puts on the lotion, or it gets the hose again. :wtf:

    Thanks Bhamm. Shakes hand and offers him some Tequila.

  19. Coleman Avatar
    Coleman

    If you look in the background you see the other animals have come to play… we all knew the new farmhand was a little strange but we never knew to what extent.

  20. mitch Avatar
    mitch

    What’s the big deal? What George W. Bush does while he plots to kill more American soldiers is his business. Stress relief is stress relief.

  21. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    So Abe Vigoda IS still alive. :wtf:

  22. old vet Avatar
    old vet

    :wtf: WOW!!!! Now I have seen it all 🙄

  23. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Jimmy Carter certifies yet another third world election of a benevolent dictator.
    Then party’s till the cows come home. peace mitch

  24. mitch smith Avatar
    mitch smith

    [Comment ID #40576 will be quoted here]

    Peace, brother.

  25. Detroit Dave Avatar
    Detroit Dave

    If inflatable barnyard animals are outlawed, only outlaws will have inflatable barnyard animals.

  26. Meagan Avatar
    Meagan

    I didn’t know Kermit and Miss Piggy were still together? And when did Kermit become an old wrinkled white man? :wtf:

  27. Craig Avatar
    Craig

    I’m glad i’m not that pig!

  28. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    On so many levels this is wrong, I truly don’t know where to start..

    :wtf:

  29. brainchallenged Avatar
    brainchallenged

    I know that guy…he was at Woodstock sucking down all the high stuff he could find. Is he the posterboy for the 60’s?? :wtf: 😕

  30. Craig Avatar
    Craig

    That sheep in the background has seen that finger before, and knows what’s about to happen.

  31. Jeffro Avatar
    Jeffro

    Old farts in fishnets….. Google that.

  32. Other April Avatar

    This little piggy had roast beef…

  33. Natalie Avatar

    Wow. Somehow I managed to miss this when it went around the web, I guess. That wasn’t such a bad thing.

  34. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    so the priest says to the rabbi “I heard you wont eat pork…..”

  35. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #40564 will be quoted here]

    C’mon, Mandy, Fish doesn’t deserve that. He was lovable, even if his Barney Miller spinoff flopped around like a Vigota out of water.

  36. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    Oh Geez……I’m gonna be sick..Dave you really should screen these posts first! :puke:.Save the animals!

  37. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    And why is that person sitting on a towel!?……..Tell me that!…oh wait don’t tell me……..aarrgg! :puke:

  38. Burnsy Avatar
    Burnsy

    The only thing worst than this picture is the fact that someone was in the room at the time to take it. Unless of course, grandpa had the timer set. . . but still, why would this picture ever be taken?

  39. The Cynical Villain Avatar
    The Cynical Villain

    WTF!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! Oh now I have seen it all. I think the caption would be like.

    “Yeah I’m stealing my Granddaughter’s sexy clothes but you know what. I look better at them than she does! Piss on you bitch!! Now leave me alone to my piggy lover! Suuuuey!!!!”

    Damn that was too funny and I needed a laugh! :mrgreen:

  40. JFLY Avatar
    JFLY

    LMAO Craig & April!

    Victor’s Secret?

  41. Ace Avatar
    Ace

    Old MacDonald didn’t know how to break his secret to his family. Now they know why all day you can hear him going “e-i-e-i-oooooooooo”

  42. Ace Avatar
    Ace

    My piggy loves me, don’t you piggy-wiggy, yes you do you naughty-waughty girl.

  43. Dennis Bookhart Avatar
    Dennis Bookhart

    Damn you, J. Edgart! I told you to never take a picture of my until we were both dressed for the prdetty?

  44. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    Wee, doggies! I am now a certified land owner in the great state of Arkansas! So, Dave, look me up on your travels.

    Gawd, I’m a freakin’ land baron. Party at my place!

  45. mikeB Avatar
    mikeB

    “Ever seen my goatse?” :puke:

  46. Esther Avatar

    That is so unbelievably disturbing. I must now go trade in my burned out retinas for some new ones. :wtf:

  47. Peaches Avatar
    Peaches

    [Comment ID #40629 will be quoted here]

    AMEN!!!!

  48. tabbie Avatar
    tabbie

    [Comment ID #40620 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #40622 will be quoted here]

    You guys took all the good ones!!!! Totally gross and discusting… I love that in humor!!!!
    :puke: :puke:

  49. Becky Avatar
    Becky

    [Comment ID #40631 will be quoted here]

    ME TOO!!!!!!
    8)

  50. Anita Mann-Badley Avatar
    Anita Mann-Badley

    Bubba demonstrates how he and his college roommate, Dick Cheney, avoided serving in Vietnam.

  51. Sandra Dee Avatar

    EW EW EW EW EW! That is all kinds of wrong.

  52. scamper95 Avatar
    scamper95

    will timmy finlly got cought, and we thought he was just feedn them pigs. my brother n law well be shocked.

  53. Ace Avatar
    Ace

    “I’m not sure I like these new condoms”

  54. Master Solace Avatar

    Captions:

    “Now we all know what Dubya does in his free time…”

    “Dubya is showing all of us what he learned back home in Texas.”

    Try and get this image out of your head…
    “What is the piggy for, Mr. President?”
    “It’s the closest thing I could get to a plastic Dick Cheney”
    “Why would you WANT a plastic Dick Cheney?”
    “Well…he’s not here right now, so I thought I’d practice.”
    “Practice what, sir?”
    “My favorite free time activity, putting the ‘Dick’ in Dick Cheney!!!”
    “What about the cow, Mr. Bush?”
    “The cow? Oh the COW!!! Oh, that’s Mr. Ashcroft…and the sheep is Rumsfeld…we all like to have a foursome…”

    EnJoY… 😈

  55. tabbie Avatar
    tabbie

    :wtf: ❓ 😀

  56. MrDoug Avatar
    MrDoug

    #1: Bill Clinton reliving his glory days in the oval office…oh MONICA BAAA like a Sheep for me!
    #2: Further proof that the aging of the baby boomers is going to be pure hell on Gen X
    #3: Dad has never been happier since we moved him to the new nursing home
    #4: The DNC reveals it’s new campaign strategy promising a inflatable sheep in every home.

  57. Master Solace Avatar

    [Comment ID #40640 will be quoted here]

    Question:

    Is that SuperBUSH as your avatar?

  58. fifa Avatar
    fifa

    Ooh boo hoo grummuh is denying grummpuh some love.

  59. anglici Avatar
    anglici

    rocky horror + Muppets = 1 sick puppy ❓

  60. dawn Avatar
    dawn

    that pic is *seriously* disturbing…

  61. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #40642 will be quoted here]

    I thought that, in the tradition of the unicorns, that was Penis Bush. Imagine my embarrassment…

  62. laceylegacey Avatar
    laceylegacey

    [Comment ID #40518 will be quoted here]Thanks alot I’ve had the time warp song stuck in my head all day…alot of strange looks from my co-workers.

  63. Jen Avatar
    Jen

    This guy looks really upset. Maybe because he was forced into wearing that
    git-up, and put in an awkward position. 😕 Anyway, I hope that when my husband gets that old, he will grow out of his fetish of wearing my lingerie, and beastiality. Also I hope that he will learn how to control his anger in a positive way. 😡 I hate it when he stretches out my new teddy!! 👿

  64. MrDoug Avatar
    MrDoug

    OK One more….

    “In a super exclusive, on-line blogger “DAVEZILLA” obtained a copy of the photo the deputy press secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, Brian Doyle, who was arrested on charges of using the Internet to try to seduce a 14-year-old girl, sent to her in an effort to get her to have sex with him”

    As creepy as it is it kind of looks like him. Worst of all the whole get up looks like it FITS him! :puke:

    Oh yea it’s Super Bush!
    Liberator of the oppressed
    Savior of the economy (hey it’s the economy stupid and it is kicking ass!)
    Jailer of those who would do harm to the US
    Destroyer of the Taliban (hey Mr. taliban….)
    Going boldly where his father never could (like Iraq & a second term…)
    Look up in the sky, it’s a bird. it’s a plane…
    No it’s SUUUUPPPPPERRRR BUSH!!!!!!!!

  65. Eliztric Avatar
    Eliztric

    :java: Thanks, ‘zilla. Just what I needed.

  66. Driver Avatar
    Driver

    !!! Grummpuhs !!! Gone Wild Volume #1
    Order today only $19.95

  67. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    [Comment ID #40654 will be quoted here]

    The WINNER!

  68. liza Avatar
    liza

    [Comment ID #40638 will be quoted here]
    *shudder* i wont be able to sleep tonight
    “Jane finally figured out why the couch had so many stains”

  69. benendetto Avatar
    benendetto

    I’m…………………………………………speechless

  70. Driver Avatar
    Driver

    Thanks Bjorn

    If you order within the next ten minutes we’ll include…….

    Bearded Circus Grummuhs at no extra cost !!!

    [[ Warnning ]] B.C.G. VIDEO NOT SUITABLE FOR ANY HUMAN TO VIEW :puke: :limp:

  71. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Miss Piggy meets Deliverance! Squeal!

  72. Olly Avatar

    History today:

    “You see that gentleman over there?”
    “The one in the questionable attire?”
    “Yes.”
    “I see the aforementioned gentleman.”
    “That’s you that is, indulging in your wildest fantasies.”
    “I see. Do you see the plastic sheep in his lap?”
    “I do indeed.”
    “That’s your girlfriend.”

  73. rust Avatar

    Well, there *is* a positive side… at least he is using blow-up plastic versions instead of the real thing.

    And, there is one thing that worries me: what do you think he does with the cow udder?

  74. Marcus Avatar
    Marcus

    [Comment ID #40665 will be quoted here]

    Got milk?
    :wtf:

  75. greyoutlook Avatar
    greyoutlook

    think of Ernest P Whorl going ewww www ewww www ❓

  76. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    At least he put a sheet on the couch. This is so very bad zilla. Do we need a rating system for your posts?

  77. Master Solace Avatar

    hey liza, just doing what I do best…corrupting people…now you know what I went through after I posted it…I will never be the same again…….ok….just kidding…

  78. charlie Avatar
    charlie

    That piggie…is it male or female? Somehow I get the feeling that it’s the former – nothing straight about that guy.

  79. jules Avatar
    jules

    ewww,gross, thats just wrong…looks like a cross between ” Rocky Horror Picture Show” and ” Deliverence”
    :puke:

  80. Soooo Scared Avatar
    Soooo Scared

    What did that pig ever do to him????

  81. Keith Avatar

    Leonard took his Johnny Cash impression in a whole different direction.

  82. Olly Avatar

    “But I have to admit… I was very, very drunk.”

  83. lucygoosy2004 Avatar
    lucygoosy2004

    OMG!!!! Where do I begin??? Why would anyone want to screw an inflatable pigs when there are so many live ones out there?Why is Grandpa in fishnets??I think Im traumatized worse that I was before.(Put you hands on your hips. And bring your knees inside. Its a pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaaane. Lets do the time warp again!!!!!)

  84. Stephanie Avatar
    Stephanie

    :wtf: Dave, you sure hang out with some weirdos. I think I saw something similar to this in the Mission Disctrict in San Francisco. :limp:

  85. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    This picture makes my girly bits slam shut. I can’t wait till it scrolls off the page. :dead:

  86. Tara Avatar

    Seriously, this makes goatse look almost normal. :wtf:

  87. Tara Avatar

    You did say “clean humor” right?

  88. Jim Avatar
    Jim

    If he needs a plastic sheet on his couch, can you imagine the damage being done to our computers?! I don’t think Symantec covers THAT!

  89. Master Solace Avatar

    [Comment ID #41547 will be quoted here]

    And I don’t think it ever will…

  90. e-mile Avatar
    e-mile

    eurrgggggh! wouldn’t want that pork sausage! :limp: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :wtf:

  91. e-mile Avatar
    e-mile

    now leave me alone I need to cry like a traumatised child

  92. brianne Avatar
    brianne

    Grandpa! what are u doing?? you know Grandma said those are only for special nights with her 😈 😈

  93. Goth Princess Avatar
    Goth Princess

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF are you tring to do to me Dave? Is it even legal to post that? Think of the children. :puke: :dead:

  94. Davezilla Avatar

    [Comment ID #42659 will be quoted here]

    Sorry, Princess. I was thinking of the children. It’s good to warp their little minds when young. 😈

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