Bleach won’t clean the mental stains

Perhaps I’m just a bad man, but I still find it amusing when innocent people are put into terribly uncomfortable situations. Yesterday I had so much laundry to do that I decided to go to a laundromat and use those washers that are large enough to wash a convertible Mini Cooper.

Two elderly ladies were there discussing church and giving disapproving looks to a young woman who had on a pair of jeans sized for a much smaller woman. I ignored them and kept working on my huge load. So to speak.

About fifteen minutes later, I heard two shrieks and assumed the old ladies had left a Sharpie pen in the washing machine. It was much better. A homeless man threw his laundry into their machine to get a free wash, leaving the church ladies with two dozen pair of ripped up, homeless, stinking underwear.

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  1. Brad

    “I ignored them and kept working on my huge load.”

    heh heh… said “load” :wang:

  2. JFLY

    Well, they were HOLY underwear, right?

  3. Esther

    That is f**king hilarious.:cool:

  4. frisko

    That will teach the church ladies what instant karma is about. Yes Virgina, there is god.


  5. Other fun things found in the wash at a public laundrymat:
    . dead, but squeaky-clean cockroaches
    . someone’s red underwear thrown in with the whites
    . half a box of shredded tissues
    . a fork

    Here’s to not having to leave your house to do laundry anymore. :java:

  6. CJ

    I have to agree with Brad. I’m still laughing about the huge load comment.

  7. Classic. I kind of miss using the laundromat, when I was at Uni, it was always hilarious to see my buddies socks turn blue.

    But then if you think about it, blue socks being one of the highlights of my day, how sad!

  8. Mandy

    :boxers: + :dead: = 😈
    You need more icons for this story to work. 😛

  9. Lace Valentine

    I was looking for the Hobo Icon (a dirty shoe) but couldn’t find it.

    Them tramps gotta have clean underwear: they eats lotsa beans on a boxcar to bowery bum.

    “Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more ya eats the more ya toot!”

  10. Spud

    This washing of the homeless underwear gives new meaning to skidrow…


  11. Mandy

    Oh, Spud. :dead:

  12. Kirk

    Woot Woot for the homeless guy! I would have never thought to throw in a load for a free wash!

    I had to switch laundry mats when I was on my way there the last time and found 6 police cars all with their lights flashing sitting in front of the place.

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