At the ballet recital

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From Nicolette who witnessed the horror firsthand at her daughter’s ballet recital

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  • rust

    Audience members look on hungrily at some of the night’s entertainment…

  • zagy

    “I could be a ballet dancer if I had the training.”

  • junkman

    caution! chairs at work! why do i have the feeling if either one of them wanted to tuck a napkin in front before eating they would need that stage curtain. poor little nicolette. hope it didn’t smell too bad back there. :dead:

  • Nicolette

    The funny part was, when the school was doing the raffle in the intermission, these two heavyweights won a Gym Membership! I almost laughed my ass off!!!! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    Enter voice of Peter Griffin…… “How do ya like THAT sideboob!” :puke:

  • fruf

    the three contestants wait expectantly for their turn

  • Logan

    if their that big… ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ok i don’t want to know how big the kid is… ๐Ÿ˜•

  • fruf

    When the one in the black dress tried to do the splits they had to lever her off the stage

  • Logan

    8) i figured the parents would have noticed the slide in the video looked like a :wang:

  • Nicolette

    Some people were NOT made for tube tops.

    Even spandex has a breaking point!

    Oh, and Logan…. their daughter had a pot belly hanging over her tutu. They were so proud! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  • Logan

    [quote comment=”633130″]Some people were NOT made for tube tops.

    Even spandex has a breaking point!

    Oh, and Logan…. their daughter had a pot belly hanging over her tutu. They were so proud! 8O[/quote]
    :wtf: :puke: :puke: :puke: ๐Ÿ˜• :puke:

    ya know, you can be an evil person some times and i said i didn’t want to know how big the kid was…their probably proud cause the kid lost weight before the recital

  • StevieC

    Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet!

  • Linda Gonzalez

    [quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]
    OR maybe that was BUFFALO… hmmm โ“

  • Flash Gordon

    The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
    :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Infernos

    Damn… Miss Thing has back-tits

  • Margaret

    They are really there to cushion the fall for the ballerinas if any of them fall from the stage.

  • Nicolette

    [quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]

    Aaaaaaand we have a winner! ๐Ÿ˜†

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”633146″][quote comment=”633132″]Ballet?!?!?! We thought you said buffet![/quote]

    Aaaaaaand we have a winner! :lol:[/quote]

    Thank you. Thank you very much.
    Now be a darlin’ and pass me that chicken wing.

  • junkman

    i know we’re paying attention to the 2 largies but what about curly on the left? how do you forget that you still have your pajama top on?

  • junkman

    since nicolette is always naked, like in her avatar, why couldn’t someone have taken a few pictures of her instead?

  • Lung the Younger

    Just pity the poor little fellah who has to catch the swan mid-air.

  • Lung the Younger

    The outstanding performance of Tchaikovskyโ€™s โ€˜The Nutcrusherโ€™ by the BeachBallshoi Ballet Company received XL-ent reviews from both theatre critics and WWF commentators alike.

  • Draca68

    “Honey, have you got your tutu, check, tights, check, eyebleach, CHECK.” :wtf:

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”633137″]The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
    :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ˜› ;-)[/quote]

    And, he’s looking for a new boyfriend… are you still on the market? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› :kiss:

  • Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”633178″][quote comment=”633137″]The big boy in the middle is AnnieB’s cousin Boffo, the Agile.
    :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ˜› ;-)[/quote]

    And, he’s looking for a new boyfriend… are you still on the market?

    ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› :kiss:[/quote]

    Not in your dreams, hon. I’m firmly hetero. :wang: :kiss: :love: ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  • Tammy

    That’s nothing, I was just at my son’s graduation and I saw a woman like this with the most humongus boobs. I mean watermelons are no exageration. She was parading around and her trashing looking boyfriend goes “Oh look everyone is looking at your boobs” Who could miss the side show!

  • Sammy

    Seen fat, red-headed cows before…wonder where…Jersey? Utah?

  • blonde mafia

    the guy in the middle looks like penis head :wang:

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