Unusual Uses for Hot Towels

If you sit in first class on a Delta or Northwest flight, you will be given a hot towel shortly before a meal is served. I was always told that hot towels were to cleanse the hands prior to eating. Other people I have sat next to on various flights have had different ideas on what the towels were meant for.

  1. Polishing shoes
  2. Draped over the face as one would do prior to a barber’s shave
  3. Rubbing the breasts
  4. Folded up and tucked into the purse. Still wet.
  5. Cleaning ears
  6. Wiping down the armrests and seatback (probably not a bad idea, actually)
  7. Blowing nose into
  8. What have you seen people do with hot towels?

18 Replies to “Unusual Uses for Hot Towels”

  1. I haven’t necessarily seen people do this, but I assumed they were just in case you hit some turbulence and uh, had an “accident” . . . sometimes T.P. just isn’t enough. :knickers:

  2. In a chinese restaurant where they pass out hot towels after dinner…he washed his face and hands as well as stuffed it down his muscle shirt and cleaned his armpits

  3. Had a prostitute wash my “meat” before giving me a “BJ”. It actually felt almost as good as the “BJ”!

  4. Gee, it’s great to see Mandy’s ass :wang: – but I digress, I don’t believe I can comment on this topic in polite company 😉

  5. rubbing the breasts? where did that come from? it’s an awesome use of a hot towel but i would love to know the thought process……

  6. I believe that the hot towel is intended for different things depending on the airline:

    Air Columbia – to clean off any stuffed condoms that accidentally ‘pop out’ during the flight.

    US Airways – to have somewhere warm so sit on the wing as your plane floats romantically past Ellis Island.

    Air Iran – to wipe up blood in the case the crew votes that one of the infidel women on board deserves to be stoned.

    Air France – to cover your nose against the stench of superiority emanating from the other passengers.

    Scandinavian Airlines – to soak the drool up off your folding tray while checking out the airhostesses.

    Air Uzbekistan – to wipe your ass clean before you kiss it goodbye.

  7. [quote comment=”630747″]rubbing the breasts? where did that come from? it’s an awesome use of a hot towel but i would love to know the thought process……[/quote]
    No, it wasn’t so awesome. It was a heavyset older woman mopping the sweat off. :puke:

    Lung? Brilliant as always!

  8. [quote comment=”630754″][quote comment=”630747″]rubbing the breasts? where did that come from? it’s an awesome use of a hot towel but i would love to know the thought process……[/quote]
    No, it wasn’t so awesome. It was a heavyset older woman mopping the sweat off. :puke:

    Lung? Brilliant as always![/quote]
    I hope they charged her for two seats, and I pray your eyes have stopped burning.

  9. [quote comment=”630747″]rubbing the breasts? where did that come from? it’s an awesome use of a hot towel but i would love to know the thought process……[/quote]
    Not all entirely bad of an idea…minus the thought of the big lady doing it, what if I did it just getting them ready for a good motorboating? 😉

  10. [quote comment=”630757″]
    Not all entirely bad of an idea…minus the thought of the big lady doing it, what if I did it just getting them ready for a good motorboating? ;-)[/quote]

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  11. [quote comment=”630738″]Gee, it’s great to see Mandy’s ass :wang: – but I digress, I don’t believe I can comment on this topic in polite company ;-)[/quote]

    Who said we were polite company?? 😀

  12. On a flight from Frankfurt, Germany to BWI in Maryland, a guy took his shoes and socks off and cleaned his smelly feet with the towel. When they came around to collect the used towels, he was offended that the Flight Attendant didn’t want to touch his. He kept trying to hand it to him, only to have it grabbed by a pair of tongs, wielded by the FA.

  13. [quote comment=”630754″][quote comment=”630747″]rubbing the breasts? where did that come from? it’s an awesome use of a hot towel but i would love to know the thought process……[/quote]
    No, it wasn’t so awesome. It was a heavyset older woman mopping the sweat off. :puke:

    Lung? Brilliant as always![/quote]

    Take out the older woman and add the Zillagirlz. Instead of Roadtrip I motion for a overseas flight in an airplane with a built in stripper…er…balancing pole…you know for when we want to get up and walk to the restroom to join the mile high club! So we don’t lise balance and fall over each others laps!
    LOL! I tried to g-rate it but couldn’t stop myself. It’s just not me. Believe me, I’m looking forward to being bent over some knees 😛 😉 :wang:

    Steve: I even got some aftershock from Bec’s motorboat. BTW My b-day’s comin up. 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

    Oh and I need some cheerin’ up. My house was broken into and all they took was my laptop. Strange and loopy?! I’m beginning to believe that I once lived my life as a professional sniper/assassin and this is actually my Witness Protection Program assignment gone oh so wrong. :wtf: 😀 😛

  14. Hey Astryd, other than a stripper pole, a motorboat session, and a really good spanking, what would you like for your birthday?

    I’m thinking of a number between 1 and ….. wait a minute … I’ll let you provide the number! Your birthday age – how’s that for a number? On your marks, get set … go!

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