To Hell and back

Some interesting road trips you can make in the United States. Suggested by misterarthur.

  1. From Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Climax, Michigan
  2. From Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina to Hell, Michigan
  3. From Spread Eagle, Wisconsin to Hooker, Arkansas
  4. From Cut-Off, Louisiana to Blueballs, Pennsylvania
  5. From Cold Water, Mississippi to Hot Water, Mississippi
  6. From Toad Suck, Arkansas to Monkey’s Elbow, Kentucky
  7. From Panic, Pennsylvania to Fearnot, Pennsylvania
  8. From Boring, Oregon to Eclectic, Alabama
  9. From Ogle, Kentucky to Loveladies, New Jersey
  10. From Smackover, Arkansas to Assawoman, Virginia
  11. From Muck City, Alabama to Shite Creek, Idaho
  12. From Fort Dick, California to Dickeyville, Wisconsin
  13. From Dismal, Tennessee to Peculiar, Missouri
  14. From Gaylordsville, Connecticut to Gay Mills, Wisconsin
  15. From Sandwich, Illinois to Forks of Salmon, California
  16. From Jupiter, Florida to Mars, Pennsylvania
  17. From Big Foot, Illinois to Big Sandy, Wyoming
  18. From Okay, Oklahoma to Uncertain, Texas
  19. From Hornytown, North Carolina to Romance, Arkansas
  20. Any trips you’d like to take?
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63 Replies to “To Hell and back”

  1. From Big Beaver, South Carolina to Dildo, New Jersey
    From Weed, California to High, Texas
    From Success, Missouri to Crappo, Maryland

  2. From “Bong Bong” Nsw to “Humpty Do” Northern Territory

    From “Come By Chance” Western Nsw to “Iron Knob” in South Australia

    From “Cockburn” Western Australia to “Burrumbuttock” New South Wales

    :geek:

  3. I’m, ummm, trying to get my head around going to the doctor with my (younger) sister. She has cancer. If I seem like an ahole … well, I am, by nature but … hey, Spud and that guy with the finger … any advice as to what to tell her?

    Mouth cancer. She has to have her teeth pulled but they tell her she has to have 20 oxygen treatments first and then 10 after. The first one brought her great pain. I said don’t do it and she said I can’t eat … either way I die.

    I read you every day and haven’t posted that much but .. does anyone have any advice?

    So sorry … Good Morning to all

  4. Not for much longer Annie, getting late here,
    You know we here on Orztralia have some of the wierdest names for towns, mostly they are doubled up names like Wagga Wagga, which roughly translated means lizards or something and by saying it twice, means there’s plenty of lizards.

    I don’t believe we have a monopoly on strange names though, I have heard of a little place in England called Shittington, yes just up the road from Little Cockup as apposed to BigCockup which is to the south a bit.

  5. Here’s another I just found…

    From Little Dix Village (West Indies) to Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)

    Ooh la la.

  6. … and last but not least…

    From Maggie’s Nipples (Wyoming, USA)to Sandy Balls (England)

  7. Dave … what are you doing right now? Do you just check in and then go about your daily business? Do you wonder about people that post? Mandy seems like the dream of you guys … sexy, but intelligent. She kind of turns me on too but then I think she might be a 300 lb elephant and got that picture from a frame she bought. I love the guy with the finger. It’s what we all want to say. Simpicity.

  8. The scary part is I know where Okay Oklahoma is. We also have Hooker, where you can say by night or by the hour; Nowhere; and the three of the hardest towns in the USA, Granite, Rocky, and Cement.

  9. I bet nobody takes this political campaign trip:

    Candor, New York, to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

    Any takers?

  10. AnnieB – Make sure your sis knows how much you love her. Do little things to brighten her days. Be there.

  11. Regarding the Japanese inventions; Do people buy that stuff or is it just for entertainment?

    The German Kid; He needs about 500 mg of thorazine. Dump the computer while he’s out cold and buy him a bicycle. Send him out on the Autobahn.

  12. [Comment ID #123897 will be quoted here]

    Are you really just as cute and intelligent as you look? No way! Hey Dave, here’s my website … you are really, really sweet, but an idiot.

    Bigwave … who would have thunk it? Thank you. One hour and counting … I’m not good at being … well, numb, works, huh?

  13. first – best of luck for AnnieB and sister

    second, – i’d like to add my very own :wtf: for Burrumbuttock

    lastly -wow, so mandy really does look like that…. who’d a thunk it :mrgreen:

    :thong: indeed!

  14. I’m kewd! I’m kewd! (he yells as he flies around the reindeer games arena, hoping his nose prophylactic doesn’t pop off at an inopportune moment).

    Thanks Annie. My day is made.

  15. :wtf:The angry german boy is obviously in a dangerous manic state that definately requires strong medication – if the thorazine doesn’t work, a straight jacket with a haldol drip might.
    I feel empathy for the parents – I have a child that is manic – though I never let her get that out of control. (many many trips to the men in the white coats) – I’m going to have nightmares all day now :puke:

  16. Anyone up for a road trip?

    We’ll start in Climax, Colorado, then it’s off (pun intended) to Climax, Georgia. From there, we go to Climax, New York, then Climax, North Carolina. On to Climax, Ohio, Climax, Michigan, Climax, Minnesota, and Climax. Pennsylvania.

    If there’s time, we’ll stop in Intercourse, Alabama, Hooker, California, Mianus, Connecticut, Bald Knob, Illinois, Beaver Lick, Kentucky, and the journey ends in Tingle, New Mexico.

  17. Actually, I’ve changed my mind. Let’s start at Beaver Lick, then go over to Bald Knob. From there, we’ll head to Intercourse on our way to Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, Climax, and Climax before we end up in Tingle.

    Now, that’s a road trip!

  18. AnnieB, when my late husband was in the last stages of cancer and he couldn’t eat, I fed him Ensure by drawing it up in a straw, holding the end of the straw with my finger and letting it drain slowly into his throat so he could swallow it a little at a time. It gave him enough nutrition to get by while we were figuring out what could be done.

    Hang in there kiddo, and just love her. It makes everything easier. Good luck with everything. Praying for you and for her.

  19. COUNT ME IN STEVE!!
    You had me at Beaver Lick but now I’m in Tingle NM.
    I do propose that we invite Mandy along!

  20. AnnieB:
    I’m very sorry for your ordeal and I’m praying for strength for both you and your sister.

    A friend of mine has a 12 year old daughter with secondary retinoblastoma in the bones. Very rare and very complicated and I have no words of comfort. Whatever you do, don’t say you know what she’s going through cuz you don’t unless you’ve gone through the same and as others have already said, Love her and let her know it.

    Best wishes and prayers will follow…

  21. Dave
    throw the girls a bone, it sounds like AnnieB and beyonduplication need to see Mandys nudie pics. and yes it would please me to. God Bless Miss Mandy!

    I wonder if that kid OR his parents wish the Esc button on the keyboard would work on more than just the computer?

  22. [Comment ID #125176 will be quoted here]

    SteveC you have some hot ass women throwing themselves at you and there you sit silently…

    Can we all come pleeeeaaaaasse??? We could start Big Bone Lick, with all of us aboard I’m sure it’ll be worthwhile…

  23. [Comment ID #124529 will be quoted here]If Mandy goes I’ll bet you’ll start at baverlick and go stright to climax

  24. I just watched the angry German kid videos, and this kid is in serious need of some therapy. Manic or not, this kid does not need a computer at all. One day, he is going to kill us all….

  25. [Comment ID #125334 will be quoted here]

    😈 Oh Steve…you are so generous! :kiss: :kiss: :wang: :wang:

  26. [Comment ID #125334 will be quoted here]

    Can we get that in writing?!? Fool me once… etc, etc. 😀

  27. [Comment ID #123807 will be quoted here]

    We have our share of redundancies.. Walla Walla, Washington which gets bonus points for alliteration.

    Here are some other fun ones:
    1. Chug Water, Wyoming to Belcher, New York
    2. Hornytown, North Carolina to Rough and Ready, California (no way could I make that one up)
    3. Hicksville, Ohio to Yeehaw Junction, Florida
    4. French Lick, Indiana to Lollipop, Texas
    5. Normal, Illinois to Odd, West Virginia

  28. [Comment ID #123843 will be quoted here]

    Annie B.

    Sounds likeyou would do anything for your sis. If she knows that then you are doing everything you can. Just be yourself and make her feel like herself and the rest can just fall to the side.

    Good luck

  29. I started out from Weed, California and drove through High, Texas on my way to pick up this girl I knew who lives in Hooker, Arkansas. After picking her up, we stopped to buy some beer in Belcher, Louisiana. While driving through Hornytown, North Carolina, we decided to go to this orgy that some friends of ours were holding up in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.

    We had an unfortunate “fender-bender” in Accident, Maryland, which delayed our trip for a couple of days until we could get back on the road. It was in Panic, Pennsylvania when my companion informed me that she had just started her period; so I knew it was pointless to look for a motel in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. We ended up spending the night in Blueballs, Pennsylvania instead.

    We resumed our trip the next morning and since my companion was on her period, I knew stopping to eat in Beaver Lick, Kentucky was out of the question. She began playing with my “wedding tackle” just as we drove through Big Bone, Kentucky and by the time we reached Bald Knob, Illinois, she was performing oral sex on me. I must have completely lost my bearings due to her exquisite oral ministrations because our trip ended in Climax, Michigan.

    It’s a good thing I am not gay and picked up that big, burly hitch-hiker instead of my female traveling companion. I sure as hell didn’t want that road trip to end in Mianus, Connecticut!

    © 2007 Songman60 Publications

  30. I have been to Intercourse, PA. It was on the regular Lancaster County bus tour. The guide claimed that the First Farmers Bank there answers the phone “First Farmers Intercourse!”.

    The winery in town is small, and the wine mostly tourist quality but nice. I liked the bottle of Intercourse Blush I bought there. Like the Bird-In-Hand Bakery (down the road in Bird-In-Hand, PA), plain but good.

    The guide claimed that the Amish enjoy racing buggies. They regularly ‘rehabilitate’ retired racing trotters for their buggies, and race often, often with alcohol involved. So the sign ‘Enter Course Here’ eventually was corrupted to look more like ‘Intercourse’ and became the name of the town. Personally I think it looks more like the Amish twitting the English (non-Amish), or a public punishment over fornication, or both.

    It wasn’t a direct trip, but I have lived in May City, IA and worked in Goodyear, AZ.

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