Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving

  1. Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast
  2. Screaming at the gravy
  3. Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes
  4. Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus
  5. What would you avoid?

21 Replies to “Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving”

  1. Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. ❗ ❓ πŸ‘Ώ

  2. I’d like to dedicate this bountiful thanksgiving meal to cousin Bobby who’s serving in Iraq. I know Bobby would give his right arm to be with us here today, but with Obama in the Whitehouse he might not have to.

  3. So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. πŸ˜›

  4. [quote comment=”528698″]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P[/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive :wang:

  5. [quote comment=”528814″][quote comment=”528698″]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P[/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive

    :wang:[/quote]
    Steve, I believe you were thinking of cornholebot.

  6. [quote comment=”526926″]Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. ❗ ❓ :evil:[/quote]

    No, I don’t need a recipe Flash, but I could use some help with the ingredients… 😈

  7. [quote comment=”529015″][quote comment=”526926″]Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. ❗ ❓ :evil:[/quote]

    No, I don’t need a recipe Flash, but I could use some help with the ingredients…

    :twisted:[/quote]
    cumming right over…..

  8. [quote comment=”528934″][quote comment=”528814″][quote comment=”528698″]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P[/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive

    :wang:[/quote]
    Steve, I believe you were thinking of cornholebot.[/quote]

    Nope chainstay, I was actually thinking of the dildos used in the classic porn version of Cinderella. I remember seeing parts of that movie at the drive-in way waaayyyy back when.

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