Overheard: People are Stupid, IV

Art Director: “So… where do you work?”
Me: “I’m in Digital. I work on social media. I do ethnographic analysis of blogs, metaverses, wikis, that sort of thing.”
[ pause ]
Art Director: “Oh. So, you make Webs?”

Starbucks Customer: “I want a late coffee, please.”
Barista: “Excuse me, a what coffee?”
Starbucks Customer: “Late coffee.”
Barista: “OK, that one I haven’t heard before. Can you describe it?”
Starbucks Customer: “Oh fer Chrissakes, It’s on yer goddamn menu up there!”
Barista: [ Looks where woman is pointing ] “That says latté, not late.”

Biker: “You sure wear a lot of white. Like every damn day.”
Me: “Well, yeah. I guess I do.”
Biker: “Where you work at? A hospital? You a orderly?”
Me: “Oh no. I work at an advertising agency.”
Biker: “And they make you wear white every day? I would fucking quit.”

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20 Replies to “Overheard: People are Stupid, IV”

  1. This much I can say. Dave, Glad you’re back! and People/Humanity continues their downward spiral into stupidity, hope it’s not contageous!

    …Maybe Zilla travelers are immune…

  2. [Comment ID #180412 will be quoted here]

    Sorry about yesterday. I came home from work, and shut my eyes “just for a few minutes.” Ha. Woke up at 1AM. Oops. 😳

  3. [Comment ID #180412 will be quoted here]

    While others spiral down towards stupidity, we rise up (:wang:) towards depravity.

    Well done, Astryd.

    Hey Dave, isn’t it nice to know that we can keep ourselves entertained in here?

  4. Hey SteveC, Thanks for the clip.

    As I lean down, put on my shades and say something snappy.

    Heeeeyyaaaaa

  5. Hmmmm…Dave, U wear nothing but white for a whole year, yet it’s OTHERS who r stupid?!! Wiccans wear black but can cast spells, what can u & the rest of the albinos do, huh??!…LOSERS!!…Good thing U woke up, Dave, the sexual innuendo was building to a wet & wild climax!! Funny how :wang: went to :limp: as soon as U came! (Pardon the pun). πŸ˜† Just kidding, Dave, but if U leave us alone again, I may have to get nasty, Gladman! πŸ‘Ώ

  6. πŸ˜• πŸ˜• What in the world has happened to
    Mandy? Miss you, Zilla girl! πŸ˜• πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™

  7. StevieC – Thanks! I know them well. I always watch the show to get a good laugh.

    Man it’s a slow day around here. I guess everyone’s worn out from yesterday. lol

    Dave … that Art Director was a little slow on the uptake. If I’d had been him I would have said … Sorry I asked, you fucking asshole.

    Beat you to it Duker! lol

  8. David Caruso one liners… Brilliant! πŸ˜† πŸ˜€ πŸ˜†
    [Comment ID #180459 will be quoted here]

    Been there. If you were like me, You had sat down and had the cat jump up in your lap all warm, purring and lovey-dovey. Knocks me right out…

  9. [Comment ID #180537 will be quoted here]

    Right here, baby. :java: :kiss:

    Duker, you’re a :limp:

  10. I wonder sometimes about this latt’e thing, I mean who came up with all these names?

    Like, gimmie a white coffee to go mate willya and a couple of sugars, thanks, ta.

    Easy as whittling spuds.

    :geek:

  11. [Comment ID #180535 will be quoted here]

    And what would possess you to compare our 3,500 year-old African religion with Wicca? You’ve been watching too many episodes of Charmed.

  12. [Comment ID #180535 will be quoted here]

    Not all Wiccans wear black. And Casting spells…
    Wicca is so misunderstood…*sigh* ignorance… πŸ™„

    Don’t blame Dave for your inability to keep a :wang: when he shows up! I’m horny as ever! πŸ˜›
    We simply choose to display slightly more control around those we revere.
    Don’t pick on our Dave πŸ‘Ώ ! It may induce strong desires to cause physical harm to you from the nicest of us! πŸ˜›

    Dave-hope you took advantage of all that sleep and got some good rest cuz you’ll need your energy with the ‘Zilla girls 😈 . You’ll have to make up missing all the partying…

    [Comment ID #180548 will be quoted here]

    Glad you’re still around, we miss ya! You’re missing out on the fun! πŸ™

    AnnieB-not worn out, recharging and hydrating for the next one!! 😈

  13. I think, Caruso too way too many drama classes…..he should have stopped after the 25th or so. But then again, know alot of other redheads with the same problem. (not saying all redheads, just several I know, are permanently enclosed in a superglued drama bubble)

  14. that’s not redheads, that’s women. then you find a few that are in constant contact, and they are in a drama bubble together. like sardines.

    *sigh*
    this is one reason i’m afraid of an impending wedding. how can i pick bridesmaids when all my friends are guys? ❓ πŸ™„

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