Note to Self, No. 6,441

The next time you have sushi, and have a large cut on your finger, avoid touching the wasabi. Over the years, I’ve severed my thumb, been stung by a disenchanted lionfish and fallen down a flight of marble steps on my head. They pale in comparison to this. Sixteen hours later and it still feels like God stuck fire ants under my skin with orders to kill.

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  1. [Comment ID #180620 will be quoted here]

    I wish he’d stop, Bewcaster. 🙁

  2. OUCH! Well, at least you didn’t accidentally rub tobasco sauce into your eye like my step-brother did.

  3. scamper

    Well at least it’s not posion ivy on the nuts

  4. chainstay

    Also, Never touch wasabi and then rub/pick your nose. Granted, it will clear the sinus, but the pain, crying,and mucus far outweigh the benefits.

  5. Spud

    Ha! nice discription of pain, maybe next time you will be very wary of wasabi.

    Sounds like wabbit.


  6. Natalie

    Wasabi is a fickle creature and must be treated with respect.

    Also: Do not handle dried chilis and then absentmindedly rub your eye, especially if you’re wearing contacts. The heat spreads through your tear ducts into your sinuses, making half your face feel like it’s on fire.

  7. michele

    Try chopping jalapenos and then going to the ladies and not thinking of washing your hands BEFORE you wipe…
    6 hours of flaming cootie

  8. StevieC

    Ooh, I hate it when that happens

  9. cbatdux

    Wasabi – one of the few things that does NOT taste like chicken.

  10. cbatdux

    [Comment ID #180642 will be quoted here]

    StevieC –

    Are you the one that used to stick large knitting needles through your nipples and wind them up like airplane propellers??? Don’t you hate it when you do that?

  11. sledge

    Something like accidentally rubbing A535 on your genitals.I know,who would be so dumb. You just had to be there or maybe not

  12. StevieC

    [Comment ID #180644 will be quoted here]

    Yeah, it’s like that time that I stuck a carrot peeler up my nose and then just spun it around until there’s no more pulp up in there. Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

  13. pablo

    Wow, I love Guacamole! Oh crap :puke:

  14. [Comment ID #180638 will be quoted here]

    It was reattached, silly.

  15. Drusky

    Wasabi? Wasn’t that a Bud commercial?

  16. |nSan|ty

    😈 I can think up several places you could have touched or scratched that could have been far more dangerous…. and lasted longer…. but then again, I have far to much time on my hands to think about these things. 8)

  17. |nSan|ty

    Only 10 women answered he poll? or we have some liars among us…
    hymen 1: 18% (10) LOL, that number should be in the millions with the amount of zilla fans

  18. AnnieB

    [Comment ID #180798 will be quoted here]

    You can only break it once but you can lie about it time and time again. lol

  19. We’re all virgins here! We’re just not very good at it! 😈

  20. |nSan|ty

    Well, they say after 7 years or something like that, it grows back, or you can claim virginious again, I know I wll never hav toworry about that happening, 7 years with sex= white jackets that tie in the back, and heavy medications for this woman.

  21. Would you guys believe it if I said I was a virgin?
    (insert angel with halo)

  22. StevieC

    [Comment ID #180892 will be quoted here]

    Hmmm … would you still be considered one after inserting the angel with the halo? :wtf:

    I believe you, but after seeing the way you handle a whip, you’re definitely no innocent. 😈

  23. StevieC

    [Comment ID #180805 will be quoted here]

    Put on your Playboy heels, strut your stuff onstage with the stripper pole, and remind us again what a virgin is.

    😈 :wang:

  24. [Comment ID #180896 will be quoted here]

    Who said virgins have to be innocent?


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