18 Replies to “Battletoads!”

  1. Awesomeness… But they ain’t got nothin’ on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 😛

  2. ya know, it must be a bitch when your mom is a witch and the kids wont stop fighting.
    The hell with the” wait til you pop gets home”, she just zaps you …and the results are obvious

  3. “These warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
    Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
    But he’ll remember, with advantages,
    What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
    Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
    Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
    This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And amphibians in England now-a-pond
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”

  4. [quote comment=”631601″]“These warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
    Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
    But he’ll remember, with advantages,
    What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
    Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
    Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
    This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And amphibians in England now-a-pond
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.”[/quote]

    This is like playin’ cards with my brother’s kids.

  5. “Sir Croakbump, watch out! It’s a level 3 Warticus with a magic ax.”

    “It’s okay Sticktongue, my level 2 sword combined with my level 4 experience shall win this battle if you use your level 3 warrior skills in a flanking maneuver.”

    ::Rolls the dice::

    On another note, does anyone else think that the Cuchini has potential to hit it big if they add a good vibration?

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