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  1. Christi ;)

    Awesomeness… But they ain’t got nothin’ on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Who will be the first to croak in this battle to the death?

  3. Bigwavdave

    Toad lickers unite against the evil empire…

  4. Patrick

    Dude, this is lame. Let’s play leap frog!

  5. Bear

    ya know, it must be a bitch when your mom is a witch and the kids wont stop fighting.
    The hell with the” wait til you pop gets home”, she just zaps you …and the results are obvious

  6. Drusky

    How toads with no tongue control hunt for flies…

  7. Drusky

    Once Kermit realized that he was out numbered two to one, he shit a brick…

  8. โ€œThese warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
    Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
    But he’ll remember, with advantages,
    What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
    Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
    Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
    This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And amphibians in England now-a-pond
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.โ€

  9. jack

    literate as hell, Lung

  10. DaPopster

    Uh oh, someone misses BattleBots ……..

  11. Bigwavdave

    LUNG! – No apologies to the Bard?

  12. Bigwavdave

    Re: The Link – Don’t miss the celeb photos…

  13. squeaker

    [quote comment=”631601″]โ€œThese warts I had on Crispian’s day.’
    Old toads forget; yet all shall be forgot,
    But he’ll remember, with advantages,
    What leaps he did that day. Then shall our names,
    Familiar in his mouth as household insects-
    Harry the Skink, Bedfrog and Exeterrapin,
    Wartwick and Talbottomfeeder, Salamandersbury and Gloucesterrapin-
    Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
    This story shall the good frog teach his tadpole;
    And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remembered-
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And amphibians in England now-a-pond
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their toadhoods cheap whiles any croaks
    That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.โ€[/quote]

    This is like playin’ cards with my brother’s kids.

  14. fruf

    OK Who’s going to kiss a frog…..and where

  15. “Watch your legs, men โ€” the humans always go for the legs.”

  16. “Sir Croakbump, watch out! It’s a level 3 Warticus with a magic ax.”

    “It’s okay Sticktongue, my level 2 sword combined with my level 4 experience shall win this battle if you use your level 3 warrior skills in a flanking maneuver.”

    ::Rolls the dice::

    On another note, does anyone else think that the Cuchini has potential to hit it big if they add a good vibration?

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