More Unfortunate URLs

Haven’t done these in a few years! The following URLs are all unintentionally funny and all real companies.

  1. 1hourscrap.com
  2. achildshaven.com
  3. amigonefuneralhome.com
  4. apetit.com
  5. blindsexpress.com
  6. cumbooks.co.za [A Christian bookstore offering “Cum Blessings”]
  7. pro-lapse.com
  8. doggiestyles.co.uk
  9. ferrethandjobs.com [My personal favorite]
  10. ilovebigals.com
  11. ladrape.co.uk
  12. masterbaitonline.com
  13. michaelspornanimation.com
  14. oddsexchange.com
  15. oldmanshaven.com
  16. penisland.net [A Zilla Girl Destination]
  17. semensemble.org
  18. therapistschoice.com
  19. www.anker.com

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Comments

12 responses to “More Unfortunate URLs”

  1. StevieC Avatar

    My ferret was deeply disappointed that the ferret hand job site was not what he had expected. :limp:

  2. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    I went to therapistschoice.com. They rejected me. How humiliating. Almost as bad as NOT getting molested by your priest. “Hey, what’s wrong with me? Aren’t I cute enough to be molested”?

  3. StevieC Avatar

    I like the slogan for #17 ……
    Your Penis
    Our Business

  4. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    A bald old man? Who shaves him?
    Must be the preson who”s raping the lads in England
    I must say that I am quite interested in the daily facials Is it the same person thats involved with the rapists choice?

  5. PPPrick Avatar
    PPPrick

    From the masterbaitonline.com website “You can’t beat our bait” now aint that the truth, but what can we beat?

  6. Meagan Avatar

    Finally, there’s website like penisland.net where I can get a custom-made penis! 😉 :wang:

  7. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    -god i could use some ape tit right now ❗ :boob: :boob:

    -can subscribers really read anything from the blind sex press? perhaps if they were cum books that had dried in braille ❗

    – i guess #7 was too rude to post?

  8. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    techloss.com/

  9. Meagan Avatar

    Here’s another one for us Zillagirls: http://www.mammotherection.com
    :wang: 😯

  10. Lung the Younger Avatar

    I like the way the new ilovebigals will be located in Beaver-ton.

  11. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”635296″]Here’s another one for us Zillagirls: http://www.mammotherection.com :wang: 8O[/quote]
    who doesn’t love a mammoth erection? slurp!!!! :wang:

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