Haven’t done these in a few years! The following URLs are all unintentionally funny and all real companies.
- cumbooks.co.za [A Christian bookstore offering “Cum Blessings”]
- ferrethandjobs.com [My personal favorite]
- penisland.net [A Zilla Girl Destination]
My ferret was deeply disappointed that the ferret hand job site was not what he had expected. :limp:
I went to therapistschoice.com. They rejected me. How humiliating. Almost as bad as NOT getting molested by your priest. “Hey, what’s wrong with me? Aren’t I cute enough to be molested”?
I like the slogan for #17 ……
A bald old man? Who shaves him?
Must be the preson who”s raping the lads in England
I must say that I am quite interested in the daily facials Is it the same person thats involved with the rapists choice?
From the masterbaitonline.com website “You can’t beat our bait” now aint that the truth, but what can we beat?
Finally, there’s website like penisland.net where I can get a custom-made penis! 😉 :wang:
-god i could use some ape tit right now ❗ :boob: :boob:
-can subscribers really read anything from the blind sex press? perhaps if they were cum books that had dried in braille ❗
– i guess #7 was too rude to post?
Here’s another one for us Zillagirls: http://www.mammotherection.com
I like the way the new ilovebigals will be located in Beaver-ton.
[quote comment=”635296″]Here’s another one for us Zillagirls: http://www.mammotherection.com :wang: 8O[/quote]
who doesn’t love a mammoth erection? slurp!!!! :wang:
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