I travel for work a lot and my kittens have not been too happy about it. Last night, I figured I would make it up to them. I gave them catnip, brushed them, played with them for nearly two hours and told them they could sleep on the bed with me. The older one (Z) was clearly happy with this arrangement. Ninja, however, was wound up and hyperactive.
All night he ran around, knocking over anything that wasn’t nailed down. So I locked him out of my bedroom. For the entire night. He wasn’t too happy about that. You should know that the litter boxes are kept in the Florida room, and the only access to that room is through my now-locked bedroom.
You should also know, like many kittens, Ninja enjoys unrolling toilet paper. So after a night of being a terror, it was no surprise to see the current (entire) roll on the floor. An eagle’s aerie lined with double-ply absorbency. My other kitten Z, began sniffing at the nest cautiously. I lifted up some of the toilet paper and found Ninja had pooped on the toilet paper and “buried it” with more toilet paper. Such a smart little boy.
Ergo I own a dog!
when our cats are miffed we call them mifflets. when they get a little nastier we call them sniglets. when they get downright ornery they are shitfacers. they have full access to the bedroom unless they are becoming shitfacers then they are out. then there will be a fresh barf in front of the closed door in the morning. barf makes me a mifflet unless i step in it then i’m a sniglet. no poop or i become a shitfacer. 😐
I wanna see photos! 😯
maybe if you work a little harder you could toilet train them.We had an outdoor cat that would put dead animals on our porch from mice to rabbits
That Darned Scat
As that bond between human and animal grows stronger and less breakable day by day.
So does the love.
You have your good days and your bad, but by working together through life, it sometimes yields a magical reward that money could simply never hope to buy.
I believe Dave just found his………… gift wrapped and ready to go! 😆
Peace Out 😉
C’mon, let’s potty…. 😯
Well duh, Dave, Ninjas are known for their covert operations! 😛
About this PETA thing: all I can say is, I love sea-kittens SO MUCH, I am going to have some kitten-fillets today, and friday, a nice plate of kits and chips.
Hey Dave…look on the bright side, Ninja could have shit right by the door so when you came out you would have stepped in it …a nice little ninja surprise!!!
Hey, Rev, are you related to that famous old musician Blind Mello Jello Belly?
It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea
There lived a maiden whom you may know
By the name of Annabelle Lee.
❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: 😳 😛 🙄 😉
Wow. I was thinking of the other ‘kitty’. I’d be pretty happy if you played with it for two hours and then slept in the bed with me. :wang:
I once had a grandaunt suffering from Alzheimer’s who did exactly the same thing.
As a punishment I never gave her catnip or let her sleep in my bed ever again.
If he was a really good cat, he would have used the toilet. And flushed.
[quote comment=”625783″]If he was a really good cat, he would have used the toilet. And flushed.[/quote]
me thinks Ninja sounded the first warning. 👿 it also happens to be the last ❗ Dave you don’t wanna land on that sward ❗ ❗ ❗
👿 FARRRK! lets try “SWORD”
I love it! Innovative!
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